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Ok we were having a lot of fun on IRC with Freestyles. Sure its lame to just post rhymes, with no beat and all, but it can be kinda cool. I wanted to see how well the rest of the ESF community could Rhyme. So post some of your lines here!!

(And look out for Magus. He PWNS at this stuff.)
 

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this was my 1st one eI ever attempted, and the 1st one I put on IRC...

I'll mess you up, put you in a coma, give you some of the hick fist, right here from oklahoma, knock you out, all the specs will hear is a loud ass POW, no one sees your punk ass die, but da oklahoman cow, I'll take ya hoe! knock you on the flo! I'll take yo ass when yo near ya hear?

meh, what can I say..I'm white..
 
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im so isolated from esf irc. *goes to corner and cries*.
 
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Laser finger, is going to make your head bigtime dimmer.
With a awesome splat, your face will be flat.
Make that screaming Trunks explode, with a Genki dama enough to blow up a whole damn road.
Now what is this?
You are stinking like piss?
Well, that's me. Taking a pee.
On your cranium.
 
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**** ***** ***** *** *** ESF **** *** *** **** WORD****** YOUR MOMMA WORD!!! ****** **** *****
***** *** ESF *** EVIL *** GETTO YALL ***** WORD MOTHA ***** ILL POP YA *** HOLE!!! WORD WORD WORD HEY HEY HEY **** *** ***** HOMIE *** ***** **** ESF **** *** DUDE!!!


hurray for vulger rap. Don't kill me mods o_o.

*points to sm* BREAK IT DOWN NOW!!! *starts break dancing*

I'm so white ;/ .
 
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Originally posted by GoldSaiyan
Laser finger, is going to make your head bigtime dimmer.
With a awesome splat, your face will be flat.
Make that screaming Trunks explode, with a Genki dama enough to blow up a whole damn road.
Now what is this?
You are stinking like piss?
Well, that's me. Taking a pee.
On your cranium.
That was sad,
But I'll sum it up
**** with him,
And he'll flood you up =/
 
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GMan, just because you have a grudge against me, doesn't mean you must have negative comments on every post I make.

I'll put you on the ignore list to avoid further flaming.
Thank you. :rolleyes:
 
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Gentlemen, if you have a problem with eachother settle it outside the forums.

I free style, every once in a while.
I'm the king, bell goes ding.
1, 2, 3, and it knockout for you
a blackout fool
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
 
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heh i'm a rapper.....

Ya'll think ya'll can beat me, haha
All you white people just say is blah blah (not Rascist)
If you mess with the best
you'll just die like the rest
put a hole in ya chest,rip out yo flesh
i'm not that bad I just like to make people sad
they all make me mad becuz they call me bad
I pop em in da face
becuz they a disgrace to my race,to ma place,to ma face
I just call em ducks
I don't give a ****
I make em suck my N***
Blood drips from they eye
becuz they about to die
ya'll know why
I don't and I won't
Tell ya'll
becuz..... Im ma Ball...

:]

someone battle me... i'm bored.... I need some good fights.... :]
 
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Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I **** with my little-ass ****. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the **** do a split
Take a **** have to go eat my **** kung-fu
Want my buffet? You ****ing ***, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the **** away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy ****s
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, *****
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that **** burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow **** begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got **** to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh
 
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/me breaks it down
/me starts to break apart the roof with a crowbar.
/me throws a crowbar at Jaredster and then breaks teh donce.
 
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2nd verse dedicated to sm :D :

*** ***** ***** *** *** BLAH BLAH SM!!! LIX *** **** ***** **** ESF WARD!!!
JIGGA JIGGA *** **** ***** ***** WORD TO YOUR ****ing ***** MOM!!!
AND **** AND **** AND **** BECAUSE YOU SUCK **** AND EAT **** WARD!!!
ESF **** **** ****** BECAUSE THIS IS A VULGAR RAP DOG!!!
 
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Originally posted by Suicider
Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I **** with my little-ass ****. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the **** do a split
Take a **** have to go eat my **** kung-fu
Want my buffet? You ****ing ***, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the **** away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy ****s
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, *****
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that **** burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow **** begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got **** to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh
Lol that is CKY and stop stealing it :p but it is funny, he does it in a Chinese accent too lol
 

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die die die

There
 
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Yo yo yo,
I don't neva use the word you,
Mess with ESF and they'll pwns the hell out of j00,
Hes green,
Hes mean,
Hes a pickle type man,
j00 mess up a post and he'll call it spam,
Mess up again,
It's time for a ban,

Mess up a post,
Mess up a post,
He'll be the one to pwns j00 the most,
I said,
C-U-C-U-M-B-A
I said,
C-U-C-U-M-B-A
 
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could someone explain what Suicider said???
he should be dead...
saying somethin like that...pffft
you ain't crap
just a little rat
lookin for food
sayin yo dude i'm chinese
well your not
your just a dot,bot,and what u got???
I say "ha ha"

no real rappers on this forum....

What Do You Think This Is TV Kitty Hour Where We All Just Sit Around And Lick Barney The Dinosaurs ****ing P****!!??? :]
 
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Yes, we are all white.. well.. not all of us.. but alot are :).

/me thinks you guys should write for the intos to funimations anime.
 

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