Corrupt a Wish

[webber]

Wish granted, but you find out that the NIX are ****s that want to hug you.
I wish a certain person on this forum dead.

 

[Zeonix]

Mccdbz5 dies a horrible horrible death at the hands of male nymphomaniacs.

I wish Neo didn't go all kamikaze on Smith.

 

[webber]

Neo doesn't go kamikaze, but dies from Smith's poisonous fart.
I want another computer.

 

[Zeonix]

Your get your new computer but it dies a horrible horrible death at the hands of male nymphomaniacs.

I wish you were my new Imperial Bride.

 

[Basslover722]

Wish granted hes your new blade but the only place to conceal it is your ass.

I wish i had Enix's mewtwo model already <.<

 

[elNarr]

Granted, but th model doesn't like you so you get whooped.

i wish i could have an new gen dx10 gfx card

 

[Zeonix]

You get it and w/e.

I wish you were my new Imperial Bride, not blade.

 

[Basslover722]

Lol my bad. You get the bride but still the only place to conceal it is your ass.

I wish 1.3 had come out.

 

[elNarr]

wish granted, but then suddenly mr. esf 1.3 doesn't want to come out.

i wish i could drink some good cold pepsi

 

[webber]

Wish granted, but it has mentos in it and you explode.
I wish to wish a wish wished by other wishers.

 

[Mirai_no_Trunks]

you get the wish

but it's too much for you to handle and you're brains blow up !

I wish an alien kill all the guys who have a nickname begging with 'w'

 

[webber]

It does, but it misses me and i kill your model-editing, bad spelling, homosexual ass.
I want a bat.

 

[MC]

It does, but it misses me and i kill your model-editing, bad spelling, homosexual ass.
I want a bat.

Granted. The bat turns out to be Batman, and you thought you've finally caught him, but Commissioner Gordon flashes the bat-signal in your eyes, blinding you. This maneuver buys time for batman to pull out his batarang and throw it at you, cutting off your head and eventually killing Superman in the process.

I wish that I had a PCI-Express supported motherboard.

 

[webber]

You get it, but in a rash decision you give it to me.
I wish to learn C++ and make a mod.

 

[sub]

Wish granted, but it's broken.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Mobius ^^]

your wish is my command

Granted! but you'll get pwn3d by the death kitten of d00m...


I wish i had a rainbow.

 

[J-Dude]

Granted, but you are automatically branded as a homosexual for the rest of your breathing days.

I wish I could mimmick any voice I've ever heard!

 

[Mobius ^^]

Granted. But you will be bothered by a cough each time you speak. i mean a really painfull cough ><


I wish i could fly without wings.

 

[LionHeart]

wish granted but you forget about you're ki lvl and fall from 300 metter high


i wish grega would train me

 

[Mobius ^^]

Granted. But Grega will fall asleep during each training session.