Corrupt a wish

[Kurisutaru]

Life is like a box of chocolate but all you get is the nasty kind ( in my case lets say coconut)

I wish i was a Battle Angel XD

 

[Growler]

You become a battle angel, but angels aren't living, therefor you become dead.

I wish my car didn't come with so many problems

 

[Kurisutaru]

You become a battle angel, but angels aren't living, therefor you become dead.

I wish my car didn't come with so many problems

is that a bad thing ^^

anywho your car dose come with so many problems in fact its all "pimped" out but later on while your driving down the street a bunch Mobsters chase you and you find out it was stolen XD....

I wish for 500.000 dollars , so i can help my mom and myself XD

 

[Jakut]

You got ur 500.000 dollars, but the greedy people found out about that and started making complaints, so very soon the money became worthless :'(

I wish there was a new anime series called "Mauled Pokemon" and guess what?? POKEMON GET MAULED!!

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, But then Gamefreak sue and start a massive law suite.

I wish everything was easy pickings.

 

[Gunship]

Granted but you easly picked a poisen berry it kills you in a extreamly painfull 10 minites

i wish for everyone called otis to be :fight:

 

[Silent_Bob]

Granted, everyone called Otis is an emoticon. Very lame emoticons. But you smell, ha.

I wish the weekend wasn't over.

 

[Jakut]

The weekend wasn't over, but since it was a bit longer the cows went berserk and stampeded in ur house and pooped everywhere.

I wish that there were no 1337 language users.

 

[Feromorna]

There arnt for the time being until garrysmod mindgebags begin to rule the world and since your against them they kill you.

I wish i was ss4 gogeta for a permenent time and all phear me!

 

[|Overlord|]

You get your wish, but since you look like a freak no one likes you and they "phear" you for your awsome powers that you can't seem to control at all as you smash everyone and everything in your path.

I wish that all the people named Roland in the world would make themselves known to me (I know i'm not the only one out there ).

 

[Growler]

They do, but you're constantly spammed with E-mails/Phone calls/mail/deliveries from the Rolands of the world... guess there were more than you thought.

I wish 50% of America wasn't obese.

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted but then most of the nation's favourite food chains go broke since there aren't any food bags to consume the food they make.

I wish I had a vault full of guns & ammo for my evil biddings.

 

[Growler]

you get a vault, but it comes locked. You try to pry it open, it sets off an alarm and the cops come and you get arrested for owning illegal weapons.

I wish the world solved it's differences by having massive online battles instead of real wars.

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted but all they do is end up spamming each other, sending viruses to each other and giving each other spyware to bring down that goverment's server.

I wish that pain would give me the gold he promised to some other users as I am flat out broke .

 

[Jakut]

Pain threw a golden ingot at u and u got hit on the head and fell into a coma for the rest of ur life. But hey, u did get ur gold.

I wish I wish
I had a fish

 

[|Overlord|]

You get your fish served to you for dinner, very tasty too =P.

I wish I knew what this girl is thinking when she looks at me now (she still looks at me even though we seemed to have missed something in our werid "interest" for each other).

 

[DragonDude]

You can read her thoughts. Unfortunately, they're not about you, but your best friend. D;

I wish I could read white text on a white background.

 

[Growler]

You wish but since you didn't specify you get something random... A GIANT LEAD BALL ROLLS OVER YOU AND MAKES YOU PARALIZED... :/

I wish cars ran on salt water.

 

[Jakut]

Cars run on salt water now, but in the end the world runs out of salt.

I wish Bush had a positive IQ.

 

[shatterdfaith]

He gets one, but everyone knows no prseident can have a positive ID and live long, so he's killed.


I wish hotdog buns came in packs of 10 and not 8