Corrupt a wish

[|Overlord|]

You get into the art course only to find taht they are teaching you the sacret art of finger painting =P.

I wish now that this thread would finally come to a climax.

 

[Arthos]

It does, but once it ends, it leads to a crappy trilogy of sequels, as well as a few prequells and a terrible TV Show.

I wish that UPS would DELIVER MY DAMN GAME!

 

[Feromorna]

In the rush to get it here, they use a plane, which crashes into your home, smashes your friends and family during your b-day, then the game which costed you 9 mil dollars, falls out and snaps in half, thereby setting your house on fire, burning the trees around you, destroying neighbors home and creates the apocolypse.

I wish Smith was in a family guy show, ended up like all his sigs, then got attacked by teh evil chicken man!

 

[Robby]

IT happens but finds out you wrote that message and hunt you down and puts your head on a pike =)

I wish... for a wish

 

[Feromorna]

You get that wish but since you used your wish you have no more wishes, so that wish disappears, so you get another wish, but now you never wished...*head explodes* *space time continum esplodes in your face destroying you*

I wish my head did esplode!!!

 

[Robby]

Ok, your head explodes then regenerates itself causing you head to explode and many lliters of blood to be spilled everytime your head is regenerated.

I wish for a can of non-pissed in, non-chaotic, and uncorruptive can of Pepsi

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, but since a desperate fat kid finds the can of pepsi you desire, he steals it and drinks it =P.

I wish I had butterfly.

 

[VeGeTTo]

u r a butterfly but u R getting stuck in butter and u die !! slow ! \\


i wish they'd destroy iraq to end it once and for all !

 

[Pain]

Iraq gets nuked, but you're at ground zero.

I wish I didn't have a cold right now .

 

[|Overlord|]

Iraq gets nuked, but you're at ground zero.

I wish I didn't have a cold right now .

Not granted, your'e condition becomes worse under pressure and strain from the cold, this is not the common cold, it's a VERY ICY COLD!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could go back in time to the start of july of this year.

 

[Rayna]

You go back to july but you forget why.

I wish I knew where everything that composed the big bang came from.

 

[betterman]

then you figured it out and you dumbass self makes another one and everything explodes

I wish i was cloud from ff7

 

[Gama]

you become cloud and notice that you have a block body and head and due to you not having clouds skills die on the first boss =O

I wish people loved me im so unloved /cry

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, people love you, but yet the ones you truly start to value get scared and then you can't help but get confused. Then someone tells you and you get upset by the fact that they were merly toyying with your head and making you live a lie.

I wish for the next person to post in this thread to pea there pants =P.

 

[Jakut]

Well since u didnt type ur sentence correctly i put a pea in my pants -_-

I wish Star Wars 1 - 3 didnt suck balls.

 

[|Overlord|]

Well since u didnt type ur sentence correctly i put a pea in my pants -_-

How so ?

Granted, but instead of sucking balls, they suck hardcore .

I wish that I could have sex with every hot chick in the world, and no fatties .

 

[Gama]

Offtopic: the way you spelt pea is this kinda pea

you was ment to say pee


your wish is granted by it happens non stop and u die after 2 days of it.....at least u die happy

i wish i would be bothered to complete ff10

 

[Dirty]

ur botherd enough but when u finish it l... it sucks...

i wish i died of a heart atk caused by multiple orgasims.

 

[|Overlord|]

You die, but you don't get a funeral =P.

I wish that my heart break could heal.

 

[Jakut]

It healed but soon it broke again but this time it was HARSH man like REALLY HARSH!!

I wish farts would smell like roses.