"Why is the rum gone?"
"One, because it is a vile drink that turns the most respectable gentlemen into disgusting pigs, and Two, this smoke signal is a mile high! Every ship in the fleet is looking for me, and they are going to see this signal miles away!"
"Yes, but why is the rum gone?"
*As Jack is walking away, muttering to himself*
"Oh captain, it must be terrible to be stranded on a desert island. No, it wasn't so bad... WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!!!"
Heh heh, I love this movie!