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bhahahaha.. lmao!! i liked it 
very funny
very funny 
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Suprisingly enough, that's almost EXACTLY how my last game in one of the esforces.com servers went, except all the characters were different, but there was basically the same dialogue, ending with "OMG, It's Devil, the server crasher, get his wonid!!!" Then, everyone was dropped. I credit your realism, lol.
ha, that reminds me of a sevrer I was just in, but most of the language I won't actually fill in, since most people would get offended..
*Bihal enters Server*
Good:
Mikey: 16 kills 28 Deaths 0 Ping
Mikeys Friend 16 kills 28 deaths 30 Ping
Evil: Bihal ping 200
+ some other peoples
*other peoples disappear and the Chesire Cat enters*
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend
*In the meanwhile*
Mikey: *insert racist comments and profane language calling chesire cat a block whoring gook*
Chesire Cat: what?
Mikey: I'm gonna kick you now (and additional racist remarks)
Chesire Cat has left the game
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikey with Melee
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend with Melee
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend with Melee
Mikey kills Bihal with Spirit Bomb
*you get the picture...*
*Eventually, Mikey turns his bad mouth and attitudes towards Bihal*
*Mikey accues Bihal of being asian, black, then asian and black, then
a speed hacker
a charge hacker
a beam hacker *Note: this is when I detonated a beam near him and he said
Mikey: wtf!? Your *insert profnaties profusely here* beam didn't even come near me, how could it hurt me you *insert profanties profusely here* beam hacker
a teleport hacker
a melee hacker
a cheater
and others I can't remember
*Mikey's friend, who actually had some skills, and was ssj gohan, vanishes*
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikey with Melee
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Bihal: You know, that only gets you power level, not skills...
Mikey SHUT UP, YOU *insert profanties and racial abuse profusely here*
*Mikey kills himself a few mores times, and finally goes ssj goku*
*Mikey finds that he still is unable to beat me as much as he'd like*
*Mikey's score at this point is about negative 15*
*Mikey kicks Bihal from his server*
*Bihal rejoins as spectator*
Mikey: Come and play *insert profanties profusely here*
Bihal: why, so you can ambush me with that spirit bomb?
Mikey: so I can beat you *insert profanties profusely here*
Bihal: oh, so now that you kicked me out so I have no power, you feel tough?
Mikey: yeah *insert profanties profusely here*
*Mikey kills Bihal with melee once*
Mikey: AHHAHA I win i owned you
*Mikey closes sevrer with a score of negative 14*
Some people in the world just make me so angry sometimes...
*Bihal enters Server*
Good:
Mikey: 16 kills 28 Deaths 0 Ping
Mikeys Friend 16 kills 28 deaths 30 Ping
Evil: Bihal ping 200
+ some other peoples
*other peoples disappear and the Chesire Cat enters*
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend
*In the meanwhile*
Mikey: *insert racist comments and profane language calling chesire cat a block whoring gook*
Chesire Cat: what?
Mikey: I'm gonna kick you now (and additional racist remarks)
Chesire Cat has left the game
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikey with Melee
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend with Melee
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend with Melee
Mikey kills Bihal with Spirit Bomb
*you get the picture...*
*Eventually, Mikey turns his bad mouth and attitudes towards Bihal*
*Mikey accues Bihal of being asian, black, then asian and black, then
a speed hacker
a charge hacker
a beam hacker *Note: this is when I detonated a beam near him and he said
Mikey: wtf!? Your *insert profnaties profusely here* beam didn't even come near me, how could it hurt me you *insert profanties profusely here* beam hacker
a teleport hacker
a melee hacker
a cheater
and others I can't remember
*Mikey's friend, who actually had some skills, and was ssj gohan, vanishes*
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikey with Melee
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Bihal: You know, that only gets you power level, not skills...
Mikey SHUT UP, YOU *insert profanties and racial abuse profusely here*
*Mikey kills himself a few mores times, and finally goes ssj goku*
*Mikey finds that he still is unable to beat me as much as he'd like*
*Mikey's score at this point is about negative 15*
*Mikey kicks Bihal from his server*
*Bihal rejoins as spectator*
Mikey: Come and play *insert profanties profusely here*
Bihal: why, so you can ambush me with that spirit bomb?
Mikey: so I can beat you *insert profanties profusely here*
Bihal: oh, so now that you kicked me out so I have no power, you feel tough?
Mikey: yeah *insert profanties profusely here*
*Mikey kills Bihal with melee once*
Mikey: AHHAHA I win i owned you
*Mikey closes sevrer with a score of negative 14*
Some people in the world just make me so angry sometimes...
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Next time you want to put me in one of your "stories" get to know me better first and damn that didn't sound right :S
OEH he took my POST!!!
* IN HEAVEN BY BEEING QUOTED BY GROOVY *
ahum..
Bihal like i had that today with some one called Joe
well i owned him and his 'friend' they even double teamed, he kicked me, i rejoin under other name (he didn't ban me because i prolly knew he couldn't) and kick there but even more, his friend disconnects.
{LM} Zer01 : what is ur problem Joe?
Joe : STFU u morron
{LM} Zer01 : ?? LMAO you call that swooping?
* kills Joe with melee *
* Server disconnected *
like WTF? rofl
* IN HEAVEN BY BEEING QUOTED BY GROOVY *
ahum..
Bihal like i had that today with some one called Joe
well i owned him and his 'friend' they even double teamed, he kicked me, i rejoin under other name (he didn't ban me because i prolly knew he couldn't) and kick there but even more, his friend disconnects.
{LM} Zer01 : what is ur problem Joe?
Joe : STFU u morron
{LM} Zer01 : ?? LMAO you call that swooping?
* kills Joe with melee *
* Server disconnected *
like WTF? rofl
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Stop stealing oxygen . . . don't post unless you have something relative to the topic at hand.
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Yo grOOvy why not post one from the other fourm? Those were THE BEST lol, just not the one with me...and SC Legionz
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you got way to much time on your hands
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nice work, i would like to see more of these "game logs"... maybe we can also open "ESF's Most Moronic Players" thread. If it's good enough, maybe it can be a 30min show too!
gr00vy put me in your next one!!! =) heres on of my stories... Im trying to remember it right there were more players I just didnt include them. They didnt say I hacked
**Cell Form 2 has joined the server
**Cell Form 2 changed name to Cell
Cell : Ahhh time to own. =)
ESFn00b : Wtf your using spec hack.
Cell : Its not a hack.
ESFn00b : Yah ok sure n00b.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b : Wtf I had more pl than you hacker!!
Cell : Its based on ki not pl noob.
ESFn00b : I said I had more ki hacker!!
**ESFn00b(1) has joined the server
ESFn00b : Everyone watch out cell hacks!!
Cell : mmk what ever =P
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
**ESFn00b(1) killed Cell with Kamehameha.
Cell : hehe.
ESFn00b(1) : Haha got you hacker n00b.
ESFn00b : Haha stupid hacker!!!11
Cell : Mmmk.
**Cell killed ESFn00b(1) with melee.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b(1) : Wtf melee whore!!! Im going to ban you asshol!!!11
**Vote kick started to kick Cell.
**Vote kick failed.
ESFn00b : Omg he hacked the kick!!11 HAXOR
ESFn00b(1) : Your so lame Cell.im going to get admin to ban you n*****.
**ESFn00b killed Cell with Kamehameha.
**ESFn00b killed ESFn00b(1) with Kamehameha.
Cell : lol
ESFn00b : Hahah got you hacker.
Cell : ok, now your getting on my nerves.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
**Cell killed ESFn00b(1) with Special Beam Cannon.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
**ESFn00b has left the game.
ESFn00b(1) : Stupid noob hacker!!11
**Cell killed ESFn00b(1) with melee.
**ESFn00b(1) has left.
**Cell Form 2 has joined the server
**Cell Form 2 changed name to Cell
Cell : Ahhh time to own. =)
ESFn00b : Wtf your using spec hack.
Cell : Its not a hack.
ESFn00b : Yah ok sure n00b.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b : Wtf I had more pl than you hacker!!
Cell : Its based on ki not pl noob.
ESFn00b : I said I had more ki hacker!!
**ESFn00b(1) has joined the server
ESFn00b : Everyone watch out cell hacks!!
Cell : mmk what ever =P
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
**ESFn00b(1) killed Cell with Kamehameha.
Cell : hehe.
ESFn00b(1) : Haha got you hacker n00b.
ESFn00b : Haha stupid hacker!!!11
Cell : Mmmk.
**Cell killed ESFn00b(1) with melee.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b(1) : Wtf melee whore!!! Im going to ban you asshol!!!11
**Vote kick started to kick Cell.
**Vote kick failed.
ESFn00b : Omg he hacked the kick!!11 HAXOR
ESFn00b(1) : Your so lame Cell.im going to get admin to ban you n*****.
**ESFn00b killed Cell with Kamehameha.
**ESFn00b killed ESFn00b(1) with Kamehameha.
Cell : lol
ESFn00b : Hahah got you hacker.
Cell : ok, now your getting on my nerves.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
**Cell killed ESFn00b(1) with Special Beam Cannon.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
**ESFn00b has left the game.
ESFn00b(1) : Stupid noob hacker!!11
**Cell killed ESFn00b(1) with melee.
**ESFn00b(1) has left.
TeeHee
Banned
I got grOOvy's permission to make a 2nd part
esforces.com west#3 teamplay
*ESFn00b has entered the game.
*Magus has entered the game.
Magus: Oh, hi there.
ESFn00b: stfu, I'll pwnz0r yo ass
Magus: um...ok let's duel anyways
ESFn00b: stop melee! It's ***
*Magus killed ESFn00b with melee
ESFn00b: Man, this sux, I'm here with a lame melee whore scripter who can't fight, we need more people.
*Glenn has entered the game
*Mr. Satan has entered the game
Glenn: Hey Magus you coming over today??
Magus: Yea
Mr. Satan: Dude you've GOT to try this new plugin I got
*ESFn00b killed Glenn with Frieza disk
Glenn: Brb, I'm gonna go fight this guy
*Glenn kills ESFn00b with Destructo Disk
ESFn00b: Wtf? Disk whore!
Mr. Satan: It's not like you didn't disk him.
*Hibiki has entered the game.
Mr. Satan: Hey Hibiki, whats up?
Hibiki:
*Mr. Satan killed Magus with Kamehameha
Magus: lol that was cool
*PcJoe has entered the game
*gr00vy has entered the game
*Hsu has entered the game
Magus: Well...I feel...little with all the bigdogs in here
ESFn00b: Thats right! Ph34r this bigdog!
Mr. Satan: I don't think he meant you
ESFn00b: stfu, just like before I'll kick you all off the server again
Hibiki:
Hsu: Um...Devil flooded it last time
ESFn00b: Haha Magus, you've been getting pwned by gr00vy, my scouter shows your HP is dropping, I'll just switch to Trunks and sword you! Lol!
ESFn00b: WTF? Wheres my sword?
gr00vy: Um, you don't have new attacks with admin mod servers
*PcJoe kills ESFn00b with melee
*PcJoe kills Magus with blue attack
*PcJoe kills Hibiki with Kiblob
Hibiki:
*Chobits has entered the game
*Gonadz has entered the game
Glenn: Hey Chobits!
*Chobits killed Glenn with melee
*Chobits killed Magus with melee
ESFn00b: haha, you n00bs, my plan will work soon!
Magus: yea sure....
Hibiki:
Glenn: lol
Mr.Satan: what kind of intelligent plan is this?
Hsu: I'd like to see it
PcJoe: I know what it is...
gr00vy: could you hurry up you n00b? me and Chobits are fighting right now, and we want to take on Joe afterwards.
ESFn00b: I've been going undercover...now I will kick you all
Mr. Satan: lol
Chobits: haha
gr00vy: lol
Hibiki:
Hsu: Um...he's serious guys
PcJoe: Yea he is....
Glenn: You're dumb
Gonadz: This is the only line I get in this thing!
*ESFn00b changed name to Greg
Mr. Satan: son of a....
*Mr. Satan has left the game
*Chobits has left the game
*gr00vy has left the game
*Glenn Has left the game
*Magus has left the game
*Gonadz has left the game
Greg: cool, now it's just us 3, I've always been wanting to play this with you guys again
Hsu: lol
PcJoe: lol
Hibiki:
so the moral of the story is....Greg can be lurking anywhere...anytime....he is teh scary!
esforces.com west#3 teamplay
*ESFn00b has entered the game.
*Magus has entered the game.
Magus: Oh, hi there.
ESFn00b: stfu, I'll pwnz0r yo ass
Magus: um...ok let's duel anyways
ESFn00b: stop melee! It's ***
*Magus killed ESFn00b with melee
ESFn00b: Man, this sux, I'm here with a lame melee whore scripter who can't fight, we need more people.
*Glenn has entered the game
*Mr. Satan has entered the game
Glenn: Hey Magus you coming over today??
Magus: Yea
Mr. Satan: Dude you've GOT to try this new plugin I got
*ESFn00b killed Glenn with Frieza disk
Glenn: Brb, I'm gonna go fight this guy
*Glenn kills ESFn00b with Destructo Disk
ESFn00b: Wtf? Disk whore!
Mr. Satan: It's not like you didn't disk him.
*Hibiki has entered the game.
Mr. Satan: Hey Hibiki, whats up?
Hibiki:
*Mr. Satan killed Magus with Kamehameha
Magus: lol that was cool
*PcJoe has entered the game
*gr00vy has entered the game
*Hsu has entered the game
Magus: Well...I feel...little with all the bigdogs in here
ESFn00b: Thats right! Ph34r this bigdog!
Mr. Satan: I don't think he meant you
ESFn00b: stfu, just like before I'll kick you all off the server again
Hibiki:
Hsu: Um...Devil flooded it last time
ESFn00b: Haha Magus, you've been getting pwned by gr00vy, my scouter shows your HP is dropping, I'll just switch to Trunks and sword you! Lol!
ESFn00b: WTF? Wheres my sword?
gr00vy: Um, you don't have new attacks with admin mod servers
*PcJoe kills ESFn00b with melee
*PcJoe kills Magus with blue attack
*PcJoe kills Hibiki with Kiblob
Hibiki:
*Chobits has entered the game
*Gonadz has entered the game
Glenn: Hey Chobits!
*Chobits killed Glenn with melee
*Chobits killed Magus with melee
ESFn00b: haha, you n00bs, my plan will work soon!
Magus: yea sure....
Hibiki:
Glenn: lol
Mr.Satan: what kind of intelligent plan is this?
Hsu: I'd like to see it
PcJoe: I know what it is...
gr00vy: could you hurry up you n00b? me and Chobits are fighting right now, and we want to take on Joe afterwards.
ESFn00b: I've been going undercover...now I will kick you all
Mr. Satan: lol
Chobits: haha
gr00vy: lol
Hibiki:
Hsu: Um...he's serious guys
PcJoe: Yea he is....
Glenn: You're dumb
Gonadz: This is the only line I get in this thing!
*ESFn00b changed name to Greg
Mr. Satan: son of a....
*Mr. Satan has left the game
*Chobits has left the game
*gr00vy has left the game
*Glenn Has left the game
*Magus has left the game
*Gonadz has left the game
Greg: cool, now it's just us 3, I've always been wanting to play this with you guys again
Hsu: lol
PcJoe: lol
Hibiki:
so the moral of the story is....Greg can be lurking anywhere...anytime....he is teh scary!
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ROFL, all funny stories. I just wish kick-ass players like that did happen to all join servers at the same time...usually it's someone like me stuck with the n00bs. Tho yesterday we had G-Man and Abe Froman (did i spell that right?) on S2K's server, and that was pretty fun. Without PL loss, the good players nuke the map very, very often
We had some enteratining n00bs too, though not quite as funny as yours Gr00vy. Ours are much less imaginative...
We had some enteratining n00bs too, though not quite as funny as yours Gr00vy. Ours are much less imaginative...