You Know You're Screwed When...

[L]

You know you're screwed when you hear you're door open when you're 'watching' pr0n..

 

[zudo]

you know your screwed wen you get puncured by a screw...

And when you get married and later find out it's your cousin.. haha that'd suck

 

[Arthos]

You know you're screwed when you don't care enough to play the damn game the 80 hours a day you need to truely get any good.


I swear, When I used to play, whenever I jumped in the server, it turned into "Pwn Arthos time."

 

[Ravendust]

You know you're screwed when a fat guy throws scissors at you.

 

[L]

Hah ravendust.. lol
You know you're screwed when I come out of the bathroom, panting with apple pie and icing on it..
I could offer you it... Or smack you in the face with it.. you're choice.. :smile:

 

[~*Logan*~]

You KNOW you're screwed when I grab you and I'm about to throw you and I have laser selected and ready once I release.

 

[Ravendust]

You know your screwed when you make a potentially funny thread only to have people big themselves up in it

 

[Silent_Bob]

You know you're screwed when you've had 3 sausage sandwiches, followed by 8 beers, and then you're visited by those sandwiches again. Eh, Rocky?

 

[Rocky]

You know you're screwed when your Silent Bob's mother after she's given birth to Silent Bob...Eh, Bob?

 

[wheres_]

You know youre screwed when you (errrrm)... suck?

 

[Hobomaster]

you know ur screwed when i have a gun on me

or even a tennis ball for that matta lol

 

[bldskakarot]

u know ur screwed if u crash ur fathers car and he finds out

 

[Ashur]

You know your screwed when you beam kill me from behind only to see me after respawn transing to humiliate you complelty......

Or... You know your screwed when you find hearing this : Open the door . while laing naked and ****ed on bed with your gf :laff:

 

[Silent_Bob]

You know you're screwed when your Silent Bob's mother after she's given birth to Silent Bob...Eh, Bob?

Yeh you got pwned .

You know you're screwed when your dad wakes you up before realising daylight savings ends that day. /me curses the English.

 

[Rocky]

You know you're screwed when your friends get you a prostitue for your 18th birthday...

/me hates his friends...

 

[Rayos]

wtf is wrong with that.


you know you are screwed if you see the easter bunny

 

[Chakra-X]

You know your screwed when you see the easter bunny

on christmas

 

[Deman]

wtf is wrong with that.

Whether it's right or wrong, he's still getting screwed, hehehehehehe

You know you're screwed when Deman opens his mouth to make a joke.

 

[Phatslugga]

you know you're screwed when you take a large dump, and you flush the toilet... but it doesn't flush. -_- (based on a true story that happened today)

 

[Rayos]

That happens to me occasionally


You know you are screwed when phatslugga gives me full admin control to the Z server..oh wait...Uh oh