you know you play computer games too much when...

[PsychoUSJ]

...when you try to smash boxes instead of calling a medic when you get hurt

 

[Sicron]

...when you are in the army and call the sniper next to you a camper.
...when everytime that sniper makes a headshot, you take a megaphone and shout: "HEADSHOOOOT!" [/Unreal Tournament]
...when somebody starts spraying people to death and you take a megaphone and shout: "DOUBLE KILL, MULTI KILL, UUULTRA KILL, M-M-MONSTER KILL!, LUDICROUS!" [/Unreal Tournament]

Hey I do that ... "lol" should be in the dictionary by now XD

You know, "lol" is actually a dutch word. Translated it means fun.

 

[Jakut]

When you try to eat something by lifting it above your head.

 

[LionHeart]

when your hair starts to fall

Hey I do that ... "lol" should be in the dictionary by now XD

me too xD, and yes good point

 

[Adaptus]

When you do well on a test, and you whistle/hum the Victory theme from Final Fantasy.

 

[kenny-DK]

When you can't stand up for 10 mins without it starts hearting in your legs.

 

[Valeska]

when u had sex with ur girlfriend and she wanna give it another go and u say ur still on 30min cooldown

 

[imported_Pemalite]

When someone calls your name and you go "SCV ready to go sir!" (StarCraft)

Or when you see someone make a mistake and yell out "noob!"

Or you beat someone at something and say "PWNED"

When playing a sport and score a goal and go "UNSTOPPABLE!" (Unreal Tournament 2003)

When you go out on a date with a hottie and say "Ready for your sponge bath?" (StarCraft)

Or see someone with really ugly tight pants and you HAVE to yell out "Your pants are much to tight" (Dungeon Keeper)

Or someone walks into your yard that you really don't like and think to yourself "Your base is under attack" (StarCraft)

Or you engage someone in a conversation and start thinking "Your forces have engaged the enemy".

I actually do alot of these, Including the lol when I find something funny.
I think playing StarCraft since November the 3rd 1998 religiously every night has tainted my mind.

 

[Super Veggeto]

When you're looking for a save option before doing something you'll regret later.

 

[dan_esf_fanatic]

When you're looking for the screenshot button when you want to take a picture of something.

 

[Mogwai]

When you think every person in a suit with a briefcase is Gman.

 

[Corefinder]

When in your dream you are viking Ragnar (or what ever game caracter).
When you see in your dream that you play a computer game.

When you start to turn around the corner and expect a headcrab to jump at your fase.
When you start to search for a crowbar before you turn around that corner,
or take you your home brought crowbar (or axe) out of your bag before you turn around that corner.

Then a gang starts to beat you up, you cover your eyes and yell "solar flare".

(In Estonian loll means stupid)

 

[Raeku]

I actually got lost the other day while driving to my friends house, and looked to the bottom left of the car window to "look at the mini-map". (too much NFSU2)

 

[Eon]

When your unit sees your hand more than the inside of your pants.

 

[Jariroth]

When you notice you have dragged a refridgerator and computer to your bathroom, just so you wouldnt get fragged while taking a bathroom break.

 

[Spunky]

You go out into the woods looking for creatures to kill, so you can farm gold and materials from their corpses, so that you can better fund your own personal war against rap music, and the Mindless Zombies (hope you caught that) that follow the rappers responsible. God damn rap music...

 

[imported_Pemalite]

When you notice you have dragged a refridgerator and computer to your bathroom, just so you wouldnt get fragged while taking a bathroom break.

I actually had to have a chuckle on that one, Having a laptop and a Wireless LAN... Well I have to admit I have done that once or twice playing StarCraft ^.^ Without the Fridge of course...

 

[FF|Thundgot]

When you start hitting your teacher and call her a Demon Lord

"Happened with me 3 times ^^"

 

[Jariroth]

When you notice you have become better at something, you shout out "Level up!"

 

[PiXel]

you search for the controller while having sex.

you are breathless and saying "5 hp left!" and ask everyone for a Portion.

your girlfriend left and you say "Game Over"

you start farting and say "i believe i can fly"

you see your Boss and say: "Final Round!"

you beat up your Boss and hear a voice "You Win"

you try to do a special combo and call it "Fatality"!

you close your eyes and think you shutted down the Monitor.

you go to the toilet and believe that its a trip.

you got a joystick and trying to controll the teacher.