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I wanted to share this funny story with you guys. Hehe.
I have a friend named Paul, he's an adventurous sort of guy, he's a little bit of a big dude. We recently watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and we were recalling the line where Jay yells "Yo baby, you ever had your ******* licked by a fat man in an overcoat!?" and my friends decided that when I drive our other friend home through downtown Boston's club district at 2am that night (i.e. lots of hot drunk girls prowling the streets, since 2am is when the clubs and bars close), that all my friends wanted to dare my boy Paul to yell this line out the window to some random girls.
At one point we pull up next to a T stop where some hot half naked girls are waiting up for a taxi. I give them the two-beep of approval and yell "What's up ladies!" and they start cheering and yelling to us; it becomes apparent that they are piss drunk as well as within earshot of our car.
Everyone starts egging Paul on. "Do it dude, it's the perfect time!" We're at a red light, so he agrees that once it turns green he'll yell the line.
It changes, I beep again, they cheer some more, and as we start to roll away, he leans out the window and yells,
"Yo *******, have you ever had your overcoat licked by a baby in a fat man?!"
We're not sure what happened but he somehow jumbled up the words in his nervousness and yelled out a variant of them that made no sense at all. We were in hysterics the entire ride home and started sputtering off weird revisions of the line:
"Yo fat man, you ever had your baby licked by an ******* in an overcoat!?", etc. etc.
We came up with about a million of them and they were really funny but I can't remember any of them now, I just wanted to share this funny story.
I have a friend named Paul, he's an adventurous sort of guy, he's a little bit of a big dude. We recently watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and we were recalling the line where Jay yells "Yo baby, you ever had your ******* licked by a fat man in an overcoat!?" and my friends decided that when I drive our other friend home through downtown Boston's club district at 2am that night (i.e. lots of hot drunk girls prowling the streets, since 2am is when the clubs and bars close), that all my friends wanted to dare my boy Paul to yell this line out the window to some random girls.
At one point we pull up next to a T stop where some hot half naked girls are waiting up for a taxi. I give them the two-beep of approval and yell "What's up ladies!" and they start cheering and yelling to us; it becomes apparent that they are piss drunk as well as within earshot of our car.
Everyone starts egging Paul on. "Do it dude, it's the perfect time!" We're at a red light, so he agrees that once it turns green he'll yell the line.
It changes, I beep again, they cheer some more, and as we start to roll away, he leans out the window and yells,
"Yo *******, have you ever had your overcoat licked by a baby in a fat man?!"
We're not sure what happened but he somehow jumbled up the words in his nervousness and yelled out a variant of them that made no sense at all. We were in hysterics the entire ride home and started sputtering off weird revisions of the line:
"Yo fat man, you ever had your baby licked by an ******* in an overcoat!?", etc. etc.
We came up with about a million of them and they were really funny but I can't remember any of them now, I just wanted to share this funny story.
of course when having had the good amount of alcohol