What is the most stupid thing you've ever done?

[-JLN-]

Well, I was working with my Dad during the summer holidays last year, and every week they got deliveries of these thin but tough plastic sheets. Well, me being the lowest on the food chain, got the job of putting them all away on shelves.

So I started filling up the higher shelves first, and as I got to the lower shelves, I'd started to get tired, and lazy. So I had this long plastic sheet, I placed one end on the shelf, and started to push it, only my hands, and the plastic were right infront of my groin. Well, I was walking forward, and the plastic got cought on something, the plastic hit me right where it hurts. Needless to say, I never tried that again...

 

[owa]

Well, I was working with my Dad during the summer holidays last year, and every week they got deliveries of these thin but tough plastic sheets. Well, me being the lowest on the food chain, got the job of putting them all away on shelves.

So I started filling up the higher shelves first, and as I got to the lower shelves, I'd started to get tired, and lazy. So I had this long plastic sheet, I placed one end on the shelf, and started to push it, only my hands, and the plastic were right infront of my groin. Well, I was walking forward, and the plastic got cought on something, the plastic hit me right where it hurts. Needless to say, I never tried that again...

You deserved it. Next time you won't slack off, will you? :tired:

 

[WeaponOfChoice]

When I was young I swallowed a lightbulb. Seriously. It wasn't a big one though, just one of those small ones. Needless to say I had to have laxatives.

 

[Ness]

#1) 6 years ago during the hype that swarmed the UK of Wrestling, i did a tornado ddt off a post at school. Instant suspension from school for 3 days :[. (My school is like that)

#2) Set off a firework on the bus when it was full of people

#3) Was messing around on a bouncy castle, tried to do a 720 somersault, only did 1 and a half turns, and landed on my head, upright

#4) Threw a can at my big brothers head as a toddler

#5) Threw a battery at my friends head after he took a diss to far

These are just a few things.....

 

[oli de kroli]

made a ramp whit boxses and a piece of wood the wood was above the ground so not even rwhit the ground ride op the ramp (whit skteboard ) and stuck at the begining of the ramp flew on the ramp whit all my weicht on my arm an broke it (it was crooced for like 90° realy scary(my arm)

 

[jp]

First, i messed up by a girl. :cry:

Seccond, i accidentally put my bag in the wheels of my bicyle, while i was riding.
I fell on the ground, slided with my head on the ground for 1 or 2 meters, and i can't feel my knee anymore.

 

[Phatslugga]

When I was little, my bigger brother convinced me that a plastic bag would work just as good as a parachute. So I took one and jumped off the roof of my house with it.

 

[TwisteR]

It was today actually. I forgot to clamp down the new air filter I put in my car, and it fell off. >_<

walking against a pole when i wasn't looking in front of me

Yea Ive done that to, resulted in a black eye.:]

 

[Mogwai]

Let my brother put me in the rack when i was younger, that the old wcw wrestler used to do lex luger or something i don't remember lol. They called him the total package.
He started jumping cracked some bones then dropped me on my head, painful and stupid.

 

[The Postmaster]

well while working my first day at walmart, I fell off a curb not paying attention and because im a big guy everything i do is in slow motion and i bounced my head off the pavement kinda jurt but i laughed my arse off! Also on my first day I got the machine that pushes the carts caught on fire, I quess im lucky to still be working there!

 

[KarrdeKNR]

I've never seriously injured myself, but I think this may only be through some bizzare act of god. Let's see. Most of this was when I was like around 10-15 years old.

So, lets see. God knows how many knife related injuries including closing a pocket knife directly on my knuckle. I still somehow have all of my fingers. I once walked out on a bunch on floating logs on a fast running creek in march (note: plenty of ice and snow around still) to get a cool looking stick and fell in. After managing to pull myself out with my friends, I walked back. Somehow I escaped with minor hypothermia. Looked away during rush hour traffic while speeding and ended up doing a 180 on the busiest highway in the city (recent). I didn't hit anything. Thats some of the classics anyway.

-Karrde-

 

[Phatslugga]

I've never seriously injured myself, but I think this may only be through some bizzare act of god. Let's see. Most of this was when I was like around 10-15 years old.

So, lets see. God knows how many knife related injuries including closing a pocket knife directly on my knuckle. I still somehow have all of my fingers. I once walked out on a bunch on floating logs on a fast running creek in march (note: plenty of ice and snow around still) to get a cool looking stick and fell in. After managing to pull myself out with my friends, I walked back. Somehow I escaped with minor hypothermia. Looked away during rush hour traffic while speeding and ended up doing a 180 on the busiest highway in the city (recent). I didn't hit anything. Thats some of the classics anyway.

-Karrde-

rofl, to get a cool looking stick? Did you at least end up getting the stick in the end? i mean, you fell in the icy water for it.