oooh where do i start. :|
worst damage i did to myself was on a bike in a car park, my friends have a bike each, one of there has hydraulics and the brakes are on in reverse, the other had knackered breaks and are on normally, there both the same colour, make and just plain the same apart from brake difference, as a usual weekend thing, we go out and thrash around doing tricks, but that day i had a flat and was too lazy to fix it so i just came out, i decided to go on one of my friends bikes, started doing high speed launches off a high wall, once done he wanted his bike back, so i got my other friends bike with the hydraulics and reversed brakes, anyways, i set off, saw someone decided to park there while we stopped to talk, at the edge when i noticed. i slammed my "back" brakes on only to learn that there the front ones on this bike and also there hydraulics, it stopped, flipped, i shot over the wall, took off and landed through the front car window with my side, as instinct we dissapeared pretty quick, but i then noticed i broke my right arm, cuts all over me from the glass and ruined some good clothes, i never used there bikes again.
Another one was when we had an old microwave, we plugged it into a friends house and used an extension cable so we could use it in the garden, we then started to stick things in and guess how long it would take for them to pop/melt/burn and the rest. i found a golf ball by coincidence and popped that in there and started the microwave, as i was walking away the microwave nuked itself and the door shot off and hit me in the head, briefly knocking me out for a good ten minuites and i had to get a bunch of stitches from hospital the next day, the motto is, dont put golf balls in your microwave
