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what candy are you? simple as that.

id be a gobstopper cause you can suck me for a long time and i can be sower...
 
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I'd be a jawbreaker.

I'm fun to be with for longer periods of times, but if you try to rush me, I'm a tough ***** to crack. I will not yield unless I see a good reason to.
 
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"I'm not just any candy! I'm a jawbreaker, the hardest piece of candy there is!"

/Vegito

In reality i'm probably the last Rolo, I like to to take it slow and get the full attention rather than be popped in the mouth, have them swallow then dissapear forever.
 
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I'd be one of those monster ass jaw breakers. Fricking huge (well ok I'm almost perfectly at my ideal weight), it might take days to eat, it hurts, and in the end you give up and leave me the hell alone ;P

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I'd be an MnM because I like MnMs. Specifically peanut ones. That is all.
 
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*goes over to deman's house* Sooooooooo, M&M's huh, you know the thing about tha-DIE *CHOMP*
 
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Probably a DumDum. I'm a diversified person, so it's realy hard to find a flavor that you don't like, but watch that you don't choose the wrong flavor.

Metaphors :yes:
 

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I would be juicy fruit gum...because I get boring really fast =/
 
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candy corn....You hate me but you just can't get enough of me
 
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Red skin-

When you least expect it, I'll rip the teeth out of your mouth.
 

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Milk dud...because..uh..I..

meh screw it.
 
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I'd be a Tyrkisk Pebber, the bag containing them sais it all.



A bit of toughness, hot and sweet. Something not just anyone can handle :smile:
 

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