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Well I have decided to throw another one of these things and the forum is pretty dead so it's going to be down to a small few who participate.
Orcs Must Die! 2: Complete Pack
Serious Sam 3
Garry's Mod

The Best 3 will get a random game. Don't complain about shit. You get what you get.

What do you have to do?
Write a love letter to Skyrider.
 
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Dear Skyrider,

I wanna **** you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside. I wanna **** you like an animal. My whole existence is flawed and you get me closer to god. Through every forest above the trees, within my stomach scraped off my knees. I drink the honey from inside your hive. You are the reason i stay alive.

I wanna. **** you. Like. An animal...

Love, DaRk.
 
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Soulmate of Mine,

When you enter my quarters during the witching hour, my heart flutters with fear and desire. You slip into my bed and under my covers, like a thief in the night. The heat of your loins and passion in your heart flows over me like high tide. I lie there, pretending to still be asleep. I breathe more quickly, eagerly anticipating your touch. As your fingers glide gently across my bare skin, I wonder how I could be so lucky. Out of all the gentlemen in the land, you've chosen me. Your hand slowly rises to my mouth, surely to keep me from crying out in pleasure. You lower my pantaloons, and edge ever closer to my most sacred of domains. Before you take me, I quickly remove your hand from my mouth and say, "No, Skyrider. Not this night." You guffaw and state incredulously, "Ur my gf ffs". And with that, the fear subsides, and I know this to be true. Clearly, my hesitation was misplaced. I melt into your arms as you thrust inside of me. With every stroke, I find myself closer to seeing the face of God. In those 4 seconds of passion and love, I am an optimist, and I know that mankind is capable of accomplishing so much good. In those very, very brief moments, I aim to change the world to better reflect you and all that you stand for. As you fill me with your seed, and collapse in exhaustion, I am thankful to the Lord that, if only for a night, I knew true love. You retreat from my bed, and head out the door with haste, ensuring no one knows that which you ride. But I know one night soon, we will meet again. Until such time, I store your batter inside of a jar. I intend to gargle its contents every other day until you deem me worthy for a revisit.

With Great Love and Affection,

Your Lover,

Zeonix
 
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I move Zeo be disqualified. He's just ripping his letter off of every softcore/hardcore porn movie ever. ****in' plagiarist.
 
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Why can't we all just love eachother loving Skyrider?
 
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I was going to try and write something but after these entries i'm out of ideas. Really.
But the most hilarious one was definitely Endre's. Gave me a good laugh.
I choose not to comment the other 2 entries. To much gay stuf for me to take in. Pun intended.
 
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My dearest Ridey,

I know "things" have been hard for you recently but I felt that I had to break my silence and say what I've been thinking and feeling for so very long. I don’t care if the world knows!

Ever since I first met you I've known that if I ever where to gargle on man sausage, it would be yours. I know I've said the same thing about Jared Leto but if it came down to it and I was confronted with your fat man sausage and Jared’s, I would take yours in a heartbeat. You make me feel so safe and secure. You are everything that I've ever wanted and needed.

I love you so much Ridey that I know I would never be enough for you and if you wanted to experience other men I would understand. Anything to keep our passion burning! I will watch and help clean up afterwards if that is what you really need from me.

With all my love,
Raeku

ps: We've run out of lube again, won’t you be a stud-muffin and pick some up from the store on the way home? The strawberry scented one; you KNOW it’s my favorite.
 
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Out of respect for you my love, I have written my letter in your native tongue. I love you.

Oh liefste man ruiter, deze dwazen weten niets van liefde en kameraadschap. Ze schrijft gedichten en spreken over het verleden romantische nachten, maar jij en ik altijd al een diepe en onuitgesproken verbinding. Ik ben te bang om te spreken van het tot nu toe, maar als ik zie ze allemaal proberen om uw voordeel te krijgen, ik voor het eerst ben niet meer bang. Ik weiger om je verliest aan hen. Hoe ik verlang naar je tong in mijn anus. Ik kom om u weg te nemen.

Ik ben vallen in stukken zonder jou. Ik ben dood van binnen. Het is alsof ik een ziekte en je lieve zoete liefde nectar is mijn genezing. Ik zal u vastbinden en laat je droog. U zult mijn liefde spons zijn. Je bent niet wat wij noemen heet, je bent een prachtige creatie, goddelijke als van de goden. We zullen verstrengelen. Alleen de sterkste zal overleven.

Als ik moest kiezen tussen ademhaling en je te houden, zou ik mijn laatste adem gebruiken om te zeggen dat ik van je hou.
 
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Honestly sub, that's some weird Shit. I think the translation messed up, though you made me laugh.

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e: link doesn't work, re-uploading.

Hang tight

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okay here it is

I did just one take, didn't care about sounding great and/or actually singing (girlfriend is sleeping in another room and if I wake her I will feel the wrath) It's totally off-key and shitty, but nonetheless:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03joJwcscjZ
oh god what have I done

okay here's the lyrics

You let me agitate you
You let me administrate you
You let me irritate you
You let me penetrate you

Help me
You banned me for dumb BS

Help me
You're my GF FFS

Help Me
The only Guy That Rides for me

Help me keep from riding myself

I want to mount you like a guyrider
I want to ban you from the inside
I want to mount you like a guyrider
My whole existence is flawed
You want to hop on my Rod

You can have my post history
You can have the hate that it brings

You can have my lack of consent
You can have my absence of rape

Help me
Wear Down My Weiner
Help me
It's your posts I can smell
Help me
You make me perfect
Help me post somewhere else

I want to mount you like a guyrider
I want to ban you from the inside
I want to mount you like a guyrider
My whole existence is flawed
You want to hop on my Rod
 
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Dear Sky

You stink, I already have all these games so I don't have to love you.

Hatefully yours
Deverz

P.S Take a shower smelly head

P.P.S Dork
 
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I did just one take, didn't care about sounding great and/or actually singing (girlfriend is sleeping in another room and if I wake her I will feel the wrath) It's totally off-key and shitty, but nonetheless:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03joJwcscjZ
oh god what have I done
That was pretty awesome, even though you're black.

Dear Sky

You stink, I already have all these games so I don't have to love you.

Hatefully yours
Deverz

P.S Take a shower smelly head

P.P.S Dork
Would I get banned for adding that to my sig?
 
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I cry everytime I see your sig.
 
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