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1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

6. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

8. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

9. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

10. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

11. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

12. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

13. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

15. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

16. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
 
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Haha, that made me giggle like a little girl.
 
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Wow..0_o...quantum shmidt, and food for thought! lol
 
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mf29 said:
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Take a guess

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
IDK about you, but a mattress isnt sheet.

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Mute's cant swear, they're mute.

4. Is there another word for synonym?
No.

5. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
whats a Parsley Farmer?

6. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
The fact that the fly is still an insect, the name still applies to a fly. Same thing if you ripped a mans arm off, he would still be a human being.

7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
So no drug deals/heists/people mess around.

8. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Yes, it's required by law.

9. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
There was a deformed monkey named (lucy?), that had an opposible thumb. Luckly, she mated and offspring for generations had opposible thumbs and eventually evolved.

10. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
They walk.

11. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Bread.

12. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
No, it is illogical for one synchronized swimmer to drown, and have the others drown. They'd all drown individually

13. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Would you eat sour cream with mold?

14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You have failed at failing, thus succeeding.

15. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
this one actually made me laugh.

16. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Don't know what a hemorrhoid is.
Nuff said.

Funny, none-thee-less
 
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1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
I'd assume they'd still have the nerves to feel crap on their ass, let's not go there though XD.
 
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Kaination said:
Nuff said.

Funny, none-thee-less
Jeez, talk about killin' a mood. Don't be a party pooper, just go with the flow...
 
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mf29 said:
12. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If they don't, they're cheating.

Haha, good list, especially because I clicked on this thread thinking it would be asking about 1.3's release date.
 

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mf29 said:
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

6. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

8. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

9. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

10. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

11. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

12. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

13. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

15. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

16. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
01. They use their sense of feel.
02. Ghosts have been protrayed as such.
03. Depends on the mother.
04. Synonym = Same
05. Yes.
06. Fly is used at the end of the name (Dragonfly, Housefly, Butterfly). A fly is still a fly without wings.
07. Vandalism, drug meetings, etcetera.
08. It doesn't matter who you are, the officer is required by law to read your Miranda rights.
09. Charles Darwin - "Survival of the fittest"
10. They don't.
11. "The best thing since slice bread" is hyperbolic. The answer would be fire.
12. No.
13. Nothing lasts forever.
14. You still would have failed.
15. Lisp is also known as sigmatism. There are different types of lisp, some of which have nothing to do with pronouncing "s".
16. Hemorrhoids are completely different from asteroids.

Serious answers for non-serious questions.
 
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the blind people use baby wipes so they are nice and smooth but also sure they are clean
 
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
There was a deformed monkey named (lucy?), that had an opposible thumb. Luckly, she mated and offspring for generations had opposible thumbs and eventually evolved
Wait, wait, wait, wait, are you telling me the human race is the product of a disabled primate? Interesting.

And I think if you you wanted to fail, but succeeded, you failed at failing, so you ultimately failed.
 

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