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So yeah .. I figured it would be a good idea to write a guide about how to choose an dumb nuub nickname for forums or games or w/e so you can show the rest of the world what an unoriginal retard you are.
First of all, its pretty simple. After years or research(!) I came up with the perfect formula to create the most noobish nicknames within only a matter of seconds!
And the magic formula is pretty simple, just replace any of these variables (A,B,C and D) with phrases from the list below and add them together like this:
A B C D
Basically you only need one or two of these to make the nick work, the rest of it is just optional.
Now here a small list of phrases
A and B:
Super
Ultra
Mega
Uber
SSJ(x) - replace x with ANY number
Majin
Hyper
USSJ
Turbo
C:
Goku
Vegeta
Trunks
Cell
Frieza
Buu
... any other DBZ Character
D:
SSJ(x) - replace x with ANY number
USSJ
Now what a great list it is isn't it?
And look what great nicknames we could make using this formula
- "Ultra Hyper Vegeta SSJ5"
- "Majin SSJ Trunks"
- "Super Turbo Goku SSJ19"
... endless possibilities! By using this list as a basis, you can even extend it and create even cooler nicknames!
like, "Super Turbo Ultra Majin Goku SSJ912" or "Mega SSJ100 DBAF Goku USSJ"
Just amazing what awesome nicknames are possible with this.
You don't believe me? Here are some testimonials
Now if that isn't convincing
Go ahead and make your own super cool special nickname right now!!11!
P.s. Try to write IN CAPS ONLY TO MAKE YOU LOOK MORE MATURE!!!111!!!
AND USE A LOT OF PUNCTUATION MARKS AND NEVER ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!
gosh I hate noobs.
First of all, its pretty simple. After years or research(!) I came up with the perfect formula to create the most noobish nicknames within only a matter of seconds!
And the magic formula is pretty simple, just replace any of these variables (A,B,C and D) with phrases from the list below and add them together like this:
A B C D
Basically you only need one or two of these to make the nick work, the rest of it is just optional.
Now here a small list of phrases
A and B:
Super
Ultra
Mega
Uber
SSJ(x) - replace x with ANY number
Majin
Hyper
USSJ
Turbo
C:
Goku
Vegeta
Trunks
Cell
Frieza
Buu
... any other DBZ Character
D:
SSJ(x) - replace x with ANY number
USSJ
Now what a great list it is isn't it?
And look what great nicknames we could make using this formula
- "Ultra Hyper Vegeta SSJ5"
- "Majin SSJ Trunks"
- "Super Turbo Goku SSJ19"
... endless possibilities! By using this list as a basis, you can even extend it and create even cooler nicknames!
like, "Super Turbo Ultra Majin Goku SSJ912" or "Mega SSJ100 DBAF Goku USSJ"
Just amazing what awesome nicknames are possible with this.
You don't believe me? Here are some testimonials
Jack from Ohio said:WOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! Ai culd NEVA come up wif such cool nicknames, u rlly s4v3d meh live duuuuude
Makus from Texas said:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!! !!!! AAAAAHHHHH I LUV JOOOOOO!!!!1
Dirk from New York said:I r 10 yrs old, mommy says I am special
Now if that isn't convincing
Go ahead and make your own super cool special nickname right now!!11!
P.s. Try to write IN CAPS ONLY TO MAKE YOU LOOK MORE MATURE!!!111!!!
AND USE A LOT OF PUNCTUATION MARKS AND NEVER ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!
gosh I hate noobs.