The US Navy's Anti-Pirate Lasers

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Oh good. The Navy has yet another weapon. I guess I'll keep standing by for a SAW who's bolt doesn't self-destruct every time I fire it.
 
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You'd just need a sufficiently powerful electromagnetic field, and there's really very few things you can't do.
 
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you know, there are materials already in existence that can cloak you (at least certain wavelengths of light) ... lasers would pass right through the pirates :D
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I'd so take a laser that takes a minute to destroy one of the two engines, over a single rocket that could only take out the whole boat in a flash. Saves on court costs too.
Potential wise, this is good stuff though!
 
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You'd take a laser over anything. Simply for the fact that...it's a laser.


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you know, there are materials already in existence that can cloak you (at least certain wavelengths of light) ... lasers would pass right through the pirates :D
yarrrrrr
Pass around the pirates.
 
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And right after the laser travels around the boat, it'd get hit with everything else, including suicide seal and dolphin bombers.
 
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And right after the laser travels around the boat, it'd get hit with everything else, including suicide seal and dolphin bombers.
And Whale Torpedoes.
 
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I'd so take a laser that takes a minute to destroy one of the two engines, over a single rocket that could only take out the whole boat in a flash. Saves on court costs too.
Potential wise, this is good stuff though!
Except this mother****er can do it from miles away with greater accuracy.
 
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Actually, I think the whole purpose of the laser is for tactical use, they just want to disable their ships, not kill them and rape their corpses.... or... nevermind.
 

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