Since everyone is so impressed by egging her house i'll stick with that but heres the kicker. After you've egged her house knock on the door and ask her if she needs help to clean it up since you saw some hoodlums do it. When she agrees go "Oh damnit now its time for my driving lessons im being forced to take them since some idiot called the cops on me you're gonna have to do this on your own" and then walk away.