The New Euro Language

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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by v

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!
 
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So, the idea is you transformed it to German, ah.

If it is real, the first half of the idea was true and smart. there are a lot of unnecessary bull**** in English, in contrary to Hebrew. (we hardly have any words that their last letter isn't pronounced, for example)

Hail to that
 
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This thread is made of pure genius.
 
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I just got trolled. Ten out of ****ing ten.
 
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Did I just got beat at trolling o_0
 
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Like Kain said, you aren't a troll if you continuously scream, "hey guys, look at me, I'm trolling! lul!". You're also trying too hard.
 
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First i fall for "Zombie pig-flu", and now this. Wow me...

And what exactly is trolling?
 
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Wasn't that a fake? He as well, didn't post any original site where this information is mentioned.
 
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LOL, kome on, i'm sertain zat zis is false.
 
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Its not supposed to be real. XD

Just a joke. :p
 
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Meh, net already looks like it's true.
 

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Those crazy germans
 

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Deathshot isn't trolling, he's just posting something thats funny. This has been posted here before and no one called the poster a troll then
 
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Nor naw. Bat itz funi az ****.

ROFL ^^
 
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Nov zis is ze story al about hov
My lif got fliped, turned upsid dovn
And Id lik to tak a minut just sit right ther
Il tel yu hov I bekam ze prins of a tovn caled bel-air

In vest filadelfia born and raised
On ze playgrund vher I spent most of my days
Chiling out, maxing, relaxing all kool
And al shoting som b-bal outsid of ze skhol
Vhen a kupl of guys said ver up in no god
Started making trubl in my neighbourhod
I got in one litl fight and my mom got scared
And said yu'r moving viz yur aunt and uncle in bel-air

I beged and pleaded viz her the ozer day
But she packed my suitcas and sent me on my vay
She gav me a kissin and she gav me my ticket
I put my valkman on and said I might asvel kick it

First klas, yo zis is bad,
Drinking orang juice out of a champagn glas
Is zis vhat the peopl of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I vhistled for a kab and when it kam near ze
Lisensplate said fresh and had a dise in the miror
If anyzing I kuld say that this kab was rar
But I zought nov forget it, yo home to bel-air

I puled up to a hus abut seven or eight
And I yeled to the kaby yo, hom smel you later
Loked at my kingdom I vas finaly zer
To setl my zron as ze prins of bel-air
 
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Seriously.... that **** is old... dead... and not funny anymore....
 

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