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This is not a joke, scientists have discovered that some birds have eaten so much gas'y foods that when exsposed to an open flame they blow up.
This is not a joke!
And when cats eat one of these birds....they get, ah, the runs real bad for a weak.
So please keep your cats indoors untill the gas'y birds are all dead, then you may put them out in certan Chemale suits made for cats.
Once again, this is not a joke!, we must save our cats!
this has nothing to do with my new avatar, its a new humer thread.
Any good cat jokes tell em here
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after church one day, a bunch of kids find a bunch of kittens and a mother cat.
They did not want the poor things to go to hell, so they found a water hole to babtise them in.
"And in the name of the father, the son, and in the hole ya go!" one kids say's .
After babtiseing the kittens it was the mothers turn....
She bit them and scrached them, and would NOT go into the hole.
So one of the kids had enough and said" Ohh..lets just sprinkle her and let her go to hell"]
BTW i have told this joke to a catholic, a methodist, and a baptist.
All of which sprinkle...i was very young
This is not a joke!
And when cats eat one of these birds....they get, ah, the runs real bad for a weak.
So please keep your cats indoors untill the gas'y birds are all dead, then you may put them out in certan Chemale suits made for cats.
Once again, this is not a joke!, we must save our cats!
this has nothing to do with my new avatar, its a new humer thread.
Any good cat jokes tell em here
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after church one day, a bunch of kids find a bunch of kittens and a mother cat.
They did not want the poor things to go to hell, so they found a water hole to babtise them in.
"And in the name of the father, the son, and in the hole ya go!" one kids say's .
After babtiseing the kittens it was the mothers turn....
She bit them and scrached them, and would NOT go into the hole.
So one of the kids had enough and said" Ohh..lets just sprinkle her and let her go to hell"]
BTW i have told this joke to a catholic, a methodist, and a baptist.
All of which sprinkle...i was very young
