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[suicidal_maniac]

Stupid Magus tripped me and i died. When that lame ass moderator God gave me an extra chance, Prozzy began to ignore me and i killed myself.
THIS GAME BLOWS MORE THAN HUMPIE!!!

 

[Prozac]

maybe you should make a new account,
and spawn in a better location, cuz your current one sucks

 

[CrackerJack]

What the hell? This isnt a game, its a prank, what are you all going on about? Theres not game like this, there talking about your real life! DUH!

lol

 

[lost]

Yes, I found the review, but I am having trouble finding the actual game, as there appears to be no link in the review, or on the same site as far as I have looked. I would appreciate it if someone could point out where the link I seek is.

actualy i think his joke didn't came through, bad luck, i would suggest restarting the game by hitin 'reset'.

 

[Prozac]

well I can't seem to find the reset button, maybe I should ask in ESF-help?

 

[Hitokiri]

Well, I rolled well pretty much everywhere ^_^ But I have some inconsistent RP...

Anyway, I'm gonna have to slay you all with my +5 Volvo of Might.

Fear the Half-Asian race.

 

[suicidal_maniac]

No Prozzy, you gotta ask in #heaven.
They supply you with a new life.
If your lucky you get the Entertainer special.

And im afraid of respawning anywhere else, cause chances are i'll respawn in Europe and be surrounded by "them".

 

[Prozac]

[23:16:05] ::: Can't join #heaven: (requires key (+k))
[23:16:05] ::: Press (Control+F2) to retry!

ehm where do I get the key?

 

[Brim]

And im afraid of respawning anywhere else, cause chances are i'll respawn in Europe and be surrounded by "them".

I know, those orcs are horrible to live with...did I say orcs, I meant really nice ppl

/me hands MIROKU a kitchen knife +3

better than your aluminum bat...its imbued with magical ecoli bacteria

 

[suicidal_maniac]

God gives it to you.
He requires a lot of sucking up to however.
And by sucking up i mean sacrificing useless animals like goats and praying to him.
He also has a strange set of rules that you cant disobey.
Most importantly,
WHEN SATAN ASKS YOU TO MASTERBATE WITH THE DOOM LOTION (+1 technique, +2 strength, +1 agility) YOU MUST TURN HIM DOWN. GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU TO HAVE PLEASURE.

Follow those rules and if you lose he'll give you the password to unlock #heaven.

 

[Prozac]

Well this is getting out of controle and way to "spammy"

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