Thats one screwed up kid.

[Xenogias]

This is a funny ass conversation my friend on AIM had a while back

So there I was, having a converstion, on America Online Instant Messanger, with Cross_Trigger when this pops up:

thesnozberries: Taste like Snoz Berries

Curious, I responded:

ThundaSnake65: your mother?

Then a converation ensued:

thesnozberries: no
ThundaSnake65: what does then?
thesnozberries: my screen name
ThundaSnake65: okay
thesnozberries: although
thesnozberries: i have never tasted my mother
ThundaSnake65: hahahaha
thesnozberries: she COULD taste like snoz berries
ThundaSnake65: dont find out
thesnozberries: but that is highley unlikely
ThundaSnake65: so whos this?
thesnozberries: Willy
ThundaSnake65: and whos Willy?
thesnozberries: Willy Wonka of course
thesnozberries: ::chuckles heartily::
ThundaSnake65: and how do you get this Sign-on name?
thesnozberries: ?
ThundaSnake65: mine
thesnozberries: an oompa-loompa told me
thesnozberries: I believe his name was Jaquez
thesnozberries: ah the memories of charlie and his grandfather
thesnozberries: "I've got a golden ticket, I've got a gollllden twiiiinkle in my eyeeeee"
ThundaSnake65: uhh
ThundaSnake65: how old are you?
thesnozberries: i am exactly 56 years, 3 months, 15 days, 19 hours, 36 minutes... and right now 36 secon
thesnozberries: ds
ThundaSnake65: soo
ThundaSnake65: how the factory?
thesnozberries: You are much wiser than your years
ThundaSnake65: ahh thanks
thesnozberries: Otherwise the Oompa-Loompa would not have recomended you
ThundaSnake65: uh huh
thesnozberries: Im offering you a job at the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory!
thesnozberries: you will be in charge of all the Oompa-Loompas!
ThundaSnake65: that would be great
thesnozberries: you can feed them, clean them, dress them, rape them, style their hair
thesnozberries: and even have some as pets!
thesnozberries: wouldn't that be grand?
ThundaSnake65: ummm
ThundaSnake65: i rather not rape them
thesnozberries: ok! that part is optionable
ThundaSnake65: heh
thesnozberries: Lonelymerc79?
thesnozberries: i offered him a job also
ThundaSnake65: hm?
ThundaSnake65: oh okay.
thesnozberries: So, Do you accept my offer to be Head of Oompa-Loompa affairs?
thesnozberries: ?
ThundaSnake65: yeah sure
ThundaSnake65: how much does it pay?

Then I started talking to this nut job

Lonelymerc79: Hi
thesnozberries: Hello!
thesnozberries: Who might this be?
thesnozberries: This is Willy!
Lonelymerc79: Im a friend of Thundersnakes
thesnozberries: Willy Wonka
thesnozberries: why hello!
Lonelymerc79: Yeah uhm, anyway, I wanted to ask you, are you stoned?
thesnozberries: He has just been offered a job at my factory!
thesnozberries: he is Head of Oompa-Loompa Affairs
thesnozberries: You are welcome to come to
thesnozberries: I have a life supply of Wonka Bars waiting for you!
Lonelymerc79: Yeah uhm, I bet you do
thesnozberries: Yes!
thesnozberries: You may be in charge of keeping my chocolate waterfall clean!
thesnozberries: Can't have people touching my precious waterfall after all
Lonelymerc79: Yeah I'l do that I just want one thing from you if I work at your factory
thesnozberries: What is that?
Lonelymerc79: I want 10grand, in cash
thesnozberries: not a problem!
thesnozberries: Want 20?
Lonelymerc79: Sure
thesnozberries: Okay!
thesnozberries: You must pick them up at my factory of course
Lonelymerc79: yea... how about you send it to me through e-mail?

 

[shadowsaiyan17]

Thats plain slap stick comedy you gotta love it.

 

[GhostfaceKillah]

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[Xenogias]

...

Whats teh point of that reply? Anyway, i've been cracking up for like 3 minutes
cause of what that idiot said: "I've got a golden ticket, I've got a gollllden twiiiinkle in my eyeeeee"

I thought he was sending me a ****ing IM via Silent Hill or something, ****ing maniac.

 

[shadowsaiyan17]

hahah could stuff he's either a maniac or just a weirdo.

 

[Cheeto101]

lol definetly a weirdo, Gotta love the wonka though

 

[[S]]

hahaha that's classic Willy Wonka. What fun conversations youve been having but that's one messed up kid.

 

[BU-Master Roshi]

:laff: :laff: Sounds like someone needs a life... This person has 2 or 3 screen names. That is why you had 2 people talking about 1 subject. Ask him next time...

 

[imported_Mystix]

people these dayz

 

[Hitokiri]

If you want a real laugh outta internet conversation logs, go check out blood_ninja's "cyber sex" logs... those are friggin' hilarious.