Rap Battle

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sourcerer im sorry for this not really being a rap battle thread, all these tricks wanna do is *****-n-beef/
a type of music exclusivly for homosexuals i think you need to check ya head, go to therapy quick and get-relief/
blood, "pain", and sweat if ya hit-the-streets, they call me e-money cause its obvious im a kick-ya-weak billigerent idiots who be trying to **** with best shot since pistol-pete mar-a-vich/
i dare-a-***** to come-near-this i never spit unprepared cause im obviously mentally talented/
i know ya consicous by know tells you not to battle this, rat-ta-tat-tat where they at? they've run out of their life allowances/
i hope esf has more skills cause it looks it like ain't found-none-yet, floating like a butterfly, stinging like bee, i simply run round-n-round these tricks/
but this ain't no "merry-go", god shakes his head in the horizon with disbelief you tried to battle me, at your buriel/
talking like i don't got destructive triggers? ice man i even got homies who ain't scared-to-pull/
im running this thread, all your friends got each of you other fairy's-fooled it ****ing figures/
 
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Ugh, another mod wannabe, way to go. Anyway you kids keep on rapping, just a little cleaner rap would be easier to read, than all these censored words. Keep up teh work

-Lynx-
 
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The only one who is remotely good is Hwoarang, and thats a pretty big complement comeing from me, I hate rap...

Specking of rap..

Lynxy you better sort it out
B*tching about mod wanna-bes, all you do is f**king shout
I see you posting sh*t nonstops
f**k this f**k that, ya just saw cus your d**k just flops
I see Hwoarang busting rap like he was born to do it
makes the rest of you look like nothin but sh*t
Hack I know im no good, I sound like a $5 b*tch
sucking c**k all day hopeing to get rich
so lets end this by saying..

I hope you f**king liked my rap
I dont give 3 sh*ts if you think I was crap
I gave it a shot, but thats all your gonna get from this rap-maget
Im leaveing now, good bye and good day, ***g*t.

BLAH, That was mine, never seen a thread like this, and I dont like rap, but I posted anyways cus it seemed fun lol, feel free to flame me in your raps, I know its all just good fun (or it is :eek:)
 
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this is funny man... I mean I see people jockin lyrics everywhere and how can you not get away with jockin 2pac's lyrics Sourcerer... man that was funny... :]


Yo dis be Epedemic Optikz
you'll know what I do i'll Epidemic yo Optics
but on these forums these *****es is dum
stealing lyrics man you should just get gunned
especially sourcerer that ****in thief
he lucky I ain't knock out his teeth
and all these otha mutha****as on this thread is wack
especially Halorin once he hear my **** he gon have a heart attack
but its ok becuz you can catch me in da club bottle full of bub
man **** that ****
I ain't 50 cent just some crazy mutha****a..
I'm surprised this topic ain't closed by my man cucumba
with all this ****in cursin
I bet these *****es was rehearsin
but its real funny for the people that think they can beat me
man the only they can do is eat me
yeah it is true rap is art
but these little ****in farts actin like retards
try to think of dis **** all day becuz they can freestyle
man it don't matter if I win by an inch or a mile...
well I knock all of ya'll down to crums
and i'll just be self-proclaimed as king of da Forums..

I would free some more but I gots to go to Best Buy... :]
 
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bla bla bla thats all im hearing
ill spit out rhymes with nothing fearing
im the one hit quitter with the chicken in my hand
bustin the mad flows through out all the land
the name is johnny bones ill get what ya need
i got about 5 buckets to feed the need
crunchy, plain its all the same
as long as it tatstes good u cant complain
its all down from the kfc
its not the alphebet not that lmnop
its the straight jacking of the food u crave
its that poultry dish thats all the rave

im like the lord of the rings frodos
i take no dose
while eating cherioies
im kinda like golum with the ring in my hand
my rhymes aint ill but they sure aint bland
thats all i got to say no more mike in my hand
ill pass it down the line for some other chump to spew
bla bla bla and im gone too
 
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so far i've called out the forums, it must be boredom for a better venue/
epidemic optikz i don't know whether to agree with you or just rip you, you jump sides more than a middle eastern missle/
your rhymes are extemely hypocritical, like trying to make peace with a pistol/
yokie i appreciate the props my dawg, that was a descent but still an average rap attempt/
joney bones get off my nuts ya wimp, with ya backward ass sig/
its a bird, its plane, no its e-money the lyrical garbage man trashing the wack spit/
any-****ing-ways, while im pumping classics im a kick back and watch reality eat-us-all-away/
rolling by cemetary's thinking "that'll be-me-one-day", but death doesn't control-me/
visions blurred from chronic while i surely remenisce this ****, homies lost and homies gained while the blunt burns temporary scents in my fist/contemplating i know god raised me better than this, see you at the crossroads i'll show what it really means to exist/

*drops the mic, and walks away*
 
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your ***** ass battlin me on this site is like facing mike tyson's might in a fist fight
your crews the 7 lyrical dwarfs like wit snowwhite tho you ho's flow despite
so take flight dyke
my rhmyes excite and shine as bright as a burning beacon of light in a dark night
you'll get tore apart right I burn mc's wit 666 degree's heat untill there charred white
its like im don corleonie and your just another phonny gebroni i'll silence
splatter your dome wit flows alone plus im known to be prone to violence
INFACT
you have as many punches as a guy wit no arms in a boxing match
your like a kitten wit its claws filed down your rhymes cant even leave a scratch
i got win's successive your records less impressive than a retard wit a stutter rappin
in real battles when you rap everybody laughs exept your mam and papa clappin
Now where to come to get well done son served to satisfaction
**** it...your a wack ******* and i'll slap every ****** rapper in your ****in faction
my styles that of a master your's is unbelievablely weak feeble and crude
i'll eat your style like food if you aint considered suicide believe me you should
you see...in the bigger scheme of things its like your already dead
because after my verse everybody will forget who you are and forget what you said
you couldent flow cold if you were a lake running threw alaska
and you couldent smoke me if i was a joint and you were a rasta
im spittin because im driven by an ambition to blitz the opposition in spitten exibitions
after i kill your verse and its took away in a hearse the smell of death will linger
beating me is like trying to be best at playstation when you got no ****ing fingers
****in wit me is like standing between two trains as they crash at high speed
or like the eletric chair you'll burn in dispair you **** wit me you fry indeed/
so now I've proved
your wack and as slack as your moms asscrack
i'll give you a little message
Don't come ****ing back...

*me grabs the mic dropped by Hoearang and drops it again*

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ahem.. how long did it take u to think of that... its been almost 3 days since we did our raps.. u probalbly wrote that then said its a freestyle... well i really didnt read it but ill read it... now
 
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ouch that really hurt (Optiks).. i think thats how to pronounce it... abreviations sure do hurt my feelings... i almost cried there when u told me to (sit-fu).. i think thats how to pronounce it also... well i didnt really had time to read ur rap... i read it now i hope
 
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Hmmm, less anger and flames
'cause this ain't a game
and my bansaber says
this lyric ain't lame.

On an unrelated note, I don't appreciate rap, but I also don't appreciate spam and off topic posts. Warning for Species X.
 
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You dont appreciate rap? then u dont appreciate art bud.. although i agree with u on spam... *i think im spamming now*.. but oh well. i got rapping block.. i cant think because im super hyper.. *ate too much cookiez and green eggs and ham*... well i hope someone post a good rap because im bored and i wanna read some
 
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Hmmm, can only think of 4 lines...

Wait a minute, was that your mom I phoned?
Play me in the game, and get your a$s pwned.
Good god, you stink worse than my feet,
Cross me ingame, and I'll teach you 'Elite'.
 
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i am not good at rapping but ill say DAMN what is the forum leading to!

do next some fruityloop 3 songs or reason! ill own your buttoms ( wanna say ass but i am afraid that cucumba will bann me again )
 
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*laughs*

oh no he didn't, epidemic what kind of crack were you on when those flows were written?
you only add sticks to the fire, when u gripe and groan about how you expose the *****ing/
with ya nerdy punchlines, i realize your just a lowly kitten/
trying to claw and scratch at a lyrical lion, here i'll give you a middle finger instead of clip for trying/
talking about my mom when i threw yours and it looked the goodyear blimp was flying/
with those queer punchlines tyson, you might as well grab my ear and start biting/
i'll make you think i was holyfield fighting, you were already rotting in ya grave so i guessed i would just corrode ya writing/
immediate silence, gratitude i schooled and even battled you, or the 10 o'clock news, now thats something exciting/
your forgiving and forgotting cause im done with you, i've think even smoked harder blunts than you/
im not going to even bother anymore, with all this bull **** thats come from you/
all i gotta say is keep pushing this time bomb, i'll start laying more punchlines than you can ****ing chew and your guts will spew/
no epidemic don't see your big picture, inner demons keep telling this is how i should have originally ripped ya/
tell your mother i miss her and the flexibility she had in a game of twister, lets just leave it at that ya ***** ass/
drag this one and i gaurantee i'll steadily cripple ya............................

*drops mics, backs up, and crosses arms*
 
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ok...Whore Arangatang... its not a real battle u know.. u take it too seriously... *drops mike*,... how can u drop a mike if ure typing? do u like... type with one hand and hold the mike with the other... or do u stand it up on some kinda mike stand and type with both hands.. i mean it must be pretty difficult to type and hold a mike in ur hand at the same time isnt it? well ima right a flow... kick it on the forums... show yall how its done...

Peace out- Ice Cream... I mean Ice Man
 
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god dammit nobody spells my name right like hoearang

uh oh I ****ed up and things are about to get scary
born stopped with the baby raps and got ahold of a dictonary
on the contrary your style didn't even propose a threat as a worthy adversary
but I dig it , unitl its a grave and toss you in there with that pile **** you spit and leave yo for dead buried
keep rhyming like you hot **** ,cause man you don't know me
best playa on my team with a main broad at home and another at mo mo just like kobe
with stealth tactics an backflips an enough hat tricks to storm your crew like shinobi
"you are what you eat" then why don't you come here ***** and go ahead blow deez
nuts is what you must be
thinking yo rhymes can touch me
youes a water down emcee , probably why you rusty
styles crusty while my **** is wild as mandigos
you couldn't spit hot **** even if you ate prunes and jalapenos
i'm here to bring terror and fright to the nite
and I ain't mike nore want to be black
you don lost track of taking things past the point of "hi and howdy"
so **** a full moon ,your mark ass better beware whenever its cloudy
i'm outtie cause chervon got my blood fill diesel a pouring
i'd shoot down the moon if it means I can see another morning

we can go on all century.... :]
 
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Hahahah thats funny cuz no one does spell epedemic's name right hahah! O ya and the rap...ill be da audience. so here is my part...OoOOoOOOoOoO :shocked:
 
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wow, these are kinda harsh raps, but heres a little somethin more realistic for a dbz forum,....

INTEL PENT'UM FO'
KNOCK YO GIRL ON THE FLO'
IF SHE HOLLA'S SMACK HER MO'
TEACH YO GIRL SHES A HO!

i got, my intel pent'um fo
cable modems hooked up, naw cables fo toys
u got that t1 fo yo online joys
so in counter strike its sad how u whoopin on boys.

cause its called a LAN party, cant u see wit yo eyes,
all the boys at yo house takin they online tries
but it dont matter cause the cops come and, spoil the s'prise

cause its,
one fo the money
2 fo the show
im quotin brotha pals cause u's a ho.

wait up, hold on, whats up with the pause?
come sit on ma lap, call me santy clause
ill grant ya three wishes if dey fit ma cause.
**** u got gritty nails, we call them sandy claws

just look at that sh!t
i know aint fu*ked a bit
but i gots the girl wavin that true ass grit.

cause u, ****in with me,and im drink n jive,
on the five u wont leave this lan party alive
cause ill hold u down, til my thugs arrive,
and ill make u wish that u didnt survive.

cause ill pull a counterstrike with my knife.
then ill take ur hoe and make her my wife.
and she'll cook fo the rest of her life.
all because u flexed at drink and the jive.
 
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Jesus fatmanterror you haven't been on the forums since about a year or so what happened to you???
BTW: that was pretty funny.....
 

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