One sentance story

[Fenumeher]

Once upon a time, there lived an ancient and legendary monkey queen named Tarzan who held chastity and bananas in high favor. Then one day a monkey king came and killed Tarzan becauls she looked funny. But Tarzan was actually a spirit angel monkey in disguise, and so flew back down to earth and created herself a new body, this time as a male tutu wearer from Quaganaga. With this new body she created a massive army of ghouls and so the war of The Monkey's begun. The gorilla's of planet Quaganaga saw the monkeys fighting pointlessly and decided to end it, but failed due to the fact that monkeys sling poop for attacks, and Gorrilas are obsessively clean animals. Secretly though, the south african government had been planning to fight in this war aswell, because they are also monkeys, so they ripped off their clothing and jumped butt nekkid into the poo slinging contest, and SO CONTINUED THE WAR! This went on for about 3 years, but the dutch goverment was watching this mass-poo-der and desided to jump into this slauchter to put a stop to it. The war finally ended AFTER a year of nagotiation. After that year of negotiation, rebels in Holland started the poo throwing again, massing all the monkeys in the world versus Holland. The war was about to turn for Holland, but then super hero hank jumped in and did his amazing crap dance. But suddenly, Belgium entered the contest and they maded to monkey's eat crap and joined the force of the netherlands!

 

[{SSJ}Master]

Once upon a time, there lived an ancient and legendary monkey queen named Tarzan who held chastity and bananas in high favor. Then one day a monkey king came and killed Tarzan becauls she looked funny. But Tarzan was actually a spirit angel monkey in disguise, and so flew back down to earth and created herself a new body, this time as a male tutu wearer from Quaganaga. With this new body she created a massive army of ghouls and so the war of The Monkey's begun. The gorilla's of planet Quaganaga saw the monkeys fighting pointlessly and decided to end it, but failed due to the fact that monkeys sling poop for attacks, and Gorrilas are obsessively clean animals. Secretly though, the south african government had been planning to fight in this war aswell, because they are also monkeys, so they ripped off their clothing and jumped butt nekkid into the poo slinging contest, and SO CONTINUED THE WAR! This went on for about 3 years, but the dutch goverment was watching this mass-poo-der and desided to jump into this slauchter to put a stop to it. The war finally ended AFTER a year of nagotiation. After that year of negotiation, rebels in Holland started the poo throwing again, massing all the monkeys in the world versus Holland. The war was about to turn for Holland, but then super hero hank jumped in and did his amazing crap dance. But suddenly, Belgium entered the contest and they maded to monkey's eat crap and joined the force of the netherlands! But not all was lost for the once powerful South African government as they brought out their ultimate weapon, the great president THABO MBEKI, with his amazing, instead of throwing crap he talked crap, with sentences like "HIV is not related to aids" and "we help the poor".

(how did we get stuck in this whole crap scenario hehehe)

 

[Gonadz]

Once upon a time, there lived an ancient and legendary monkey queen named Tarzan who held chastity and bananas in high favor. Then one day a monkey king came and killed Tarzan becauls she looked funny. But Tarzan was actually a spirit angel monkey in disguise, and so flew back down to earth and created herself a new body, this time as a male tutu wearer from Quaganaga. With this new body she created a massive army of ghouls and so the war of The Monkey's begun. The gorilla's of planet Quaganaga saw the monkeys fighting pointlessly and decided to end it, but failed due to the fact that monkeys sling poop for attacks, and Gorrilas are obsessively clean animals. Secretly though, the south african government had been planning to fight in this war aswell, because they are also monkeys, so they ripped off their clothing and jumped butt nekkid into the poo slinging contest, and SO CONTINUED THE WAR! This went on for about 3 years, but the dutch goverment was watching this mass-poo-der and desided to jump into this slauchter to put a stop to it. The war finally ended AFTER a year of nagotiation. After that year of negotiation, rebels in Holland started the poo throwing again, massing all the monkeys in the world versus Holland. The war was about to turn for Holland, but then super hero hank jumped in and did his amazing crap dance. But suddenly, Belgium entered the contest and they maded to monkey's eat crap and joined the force of the netherlands! But not all was lost for the once powerful South African government as they brought out their ultimate weapon, the great president THABO MBEKI, with his amazing, instead of throwing crap he talked crap, with sentences like "HIV is not related to aids" and "we help the poor". The battlefield came to a complet halt becauls of this nosence listened for about 6 sec. and then bursted out in emens laughter.

 

[Pommy]

Once upon a time, there lived an ancient and legendary monkey queen named Tarzan who held chastity and bananas in high favor. Then one day a monkey king came and killed Tarzan becauls she looked funny. But Tarzan was actually a spirit angel monkey in disguise, and so flew back down to earth and created herself a new body, this time as a male tutu wearer from Quaganaga. With this new body she created a massive army of ghouls and so the war of The Monkey's begun. The gorilla's of planet Quaganaga saw the monkeys fighting pointlessly and decided to end it, but failed due to the fact that monkeys sling poop for attacks, and Gorrilas are obsessively clean animals. Secretly though, the south african government had been planning to fight in this war aswell, because they are also monkeys, so they ripped off their clothing and jumped butt nekkid into the poo slinging contest, and SO CONTINUED THE WAR! This went on for about 3 years, but the dutch goverment was watching this mass-poo-der and desided to jump into this slauchter to put a stop to it. The war finally ended AFTER a year of nagotiation. After that year of negotiation, rebels in Holland started the poo throwing again, massing all the monkeys in the world versus Holland. The war was about to turn for Holland, but then super hero hank jumped in and did his amazing crap dance. But suddenly, Belgium entered the contest and they maded to monkey's eat crap and joined the force of the netherlands! But not all was lost for the once powerful South African government as they brought out their ultimate weapon, the great president THABO MBEKI, with his amazing, instead of throwing crap he talked crap, with sentences like "HIV is not related to aids" and "we help the poor". The battlefield came to a complet halt becauls of this nosence listened for about 6 sec. and then bursted out in emens laughter. Then pommy came in and :devil: everyone.

 

[Mr.Bugskin]

Once upon a time there was a Mr.Big skin and raped a girl the end!

 

[*HurleyBoy*]

Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother. Suddenly Jehuty was attacked by the uber 1337 owa, who killed Jehuty. Jehuty then regenerated into naked Jehuty and owned owa with his super incredable power. Then with his new found power jehuty kicked metatrons ass and hibiki was forced back into the form off a giant zombified mutant space goat. Then Chimpbot awoke and everyone realized this was all just one big dream inside Chimpbots head. Then when Chimpbots got up he notice HurleyBoy standing in front of him...HurleyBoy then show's a evil grin and stick out his hand in front of him then which he forms a ball of light and throws it at Chimpbots...killing him. HurleyBoy starts to walk away and says "thats no dream...that was real"

 

[[MOD]Vegito]

Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother. Suddenly Jehuty was attacked by the uber 1337 owa, who killed Jehuty. Jehuty then regenerated into naked Jehuty and owned owa with his super incredable power. Then with his new found power jehuty kicked metatrons ass and hibiki was forced back into the form off a giant zombified mutant space goat. Then Chimpbot awoke and everyone realized this was all just one big dream inside Chimpbots head. Then when Chimpbots got up he notice HurleyBoy standing in front of him...HurleyBoy then show's a evil grin and stick out his hand in front of him then which he forms a ball of light and throws it at Chimpbots...killing him. HurleyBoy starts to walk away and says "thats no dream...that was real" and [MOD]Stealth says "BEYATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"the end

 

[[MOD]Vegito]

a new one now


once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people.

 

[Gonadz]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth

 

[Rick]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta

 

[Gonadz]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.

(What do you have with eating me )

 

[Rick]

(hehe i dunno)

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.Then someone summons the dragon again to revive everyone(including SSJ2Gogeta)

 

[Gonadz]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.Then someone summons the dragon again to revive everyone(including SSJ2Gogeta). Then SSJ2GoGeTa fired a Big Bang Kamehameha Flash p talk about overpowerd) and killed all but me (...).

 

[Rick]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.Then someone summons the dragon again to revive everyone(including SSJ2Gogeta). Then SSJ2GoGeTa fired a Big Bang Kamehameha Flash ( talk about overpowerd) and killed all but me (...). But Me was úber mega strong so he just throw away the (weak) beam and crushed SSJ2Gogeta with his pink

 

[bignad]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.Then someone summons the dragon again to revive everyone(including SSJ2Gogeta). Then SSJ2GoGeTa fired a Big Bang Kamehameha Flash ( talk about overpowerd) and killed all but me (...). But Me was úber mega strong so he just throw away the (weak) beam and crushed SSJ2Gogeta with his pink GALIT GUN but when everyone was restored with the dragonballs so was the ultimate fighter ssj bignad and he was ready for a fight.

 

[Rick]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.Then someone summons the dragon again to revive everyone(including SSJ2Gogeta). Then SSJ2GoGeTa fired a Big Bang Kamehameha Flash ( talk about overpowerd) and killed all but me (...). But Me was úber mega strong so he just throw away the (weak) beam and crushed SSJ2Gogeta with his pink GALIT GUN but when everyone was restored with the dragonballs so was the ultimate fighter ssj bignad and he was ready for a fight. Me thought about it and thinks ohw well i just become ssj350 so i can crush him too

 

[Gonadz]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.Then someone summons the dragon again to revive everyone(including SSJ2Gogeta). Then SSJ2GoGeTa fired a Big Bang Kamehameha Flash ( talk about overpowerd) and killed all but me (...). But Me was úber mega strong so he just throw away the (weak) beam and crushed SSJ2Gogeta with his pink GALIT GUN but when everyone was restored with the dragonballs so was the ultimate fighter ssj bignad and he was ready for a fight. Me thought about it and thinks ohw well i just become ssj350 so i can crush him too. Being Super Saiya-Jin form 350 () The body of Me was to weak to withstand all that power and was blown to pieces.

 

[bignad]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.Then someone summons the dragon again to revive everyone(including SSJ2Gogeta). Then SSJ2GoGeTa fired a Big Bang Kamehameha Flash ( talk about overpowerd) and killed all but me (...). But Me was úber mega strong so he just throw away the (weak) beam and crushed SSJ2Gogeta with his pink GALIT GUN but when everyone was restored with the dragonballs so was the ultimate fighter ssj bignad and he was ready for a fight. Me thought about it and thinks ohw well i just become ssj350 so i can crush him too. Being Super Saiya-Jin form 350 () The body of Me was to weak to withstand all that power and was blown to pieces. then all of a sudden the moon appeared ssj bignad's heart started to beat faster and harder everyone on the planet who had been revived watched in terror as ssj bignad transformed into an oozaru and all of a sudden a mysterious warrior appeared.

 

[Rick]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.Then someone summons the dragon again to revive everyone(including SSJ2Gogeta). Then SSJ2GoGeTa fired a Big Bang Kamehameha Flash ( talk about overpowerd) and killed all but me (...). But Me was úber mega strong so he just throw away the (weak) beam and crushed SSJ2Gogeta with his pink GALIT GUN but when everyone was restored with the dragonballs so was the ultimate fighter ssj bignad and he was ready for a fight. Me thought about it and thinks ohw well i just become ssj350 so i can crush him too. Being Super Saiya-Jin form 350 () The body of Me was to weak to withstand all that power and was blown to pieces. then all of a sudden the moon appeared ssj bignad's heart started to beat faster and harder everyone on the planet who had been revived watched in terror as ssj bignad transformed into an oozaru and all of a sudden a mysterious warrior appeared. It was Me again he was regained and was now twice as strong as before, SSJ700

 

[Death The Jedi]

once apon a time there was a cow who died of mad cow after killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 people. Then the dragon balls where broth together to wish back all the cow's but it went wrong, the cows turned into zombies and killed all to cows on the face of the earth. All the killed cows became zombies and ate SSJGogeta. By eating me()uuurm SSJ2GoGeTa all the cow zombies became very sick and died.Then someone summons the dragon again to revive everyone(including SSJ2Gogeta). Then SSJ2GoGeTa fired a Big Bang Kamehameha Flash ( talk about overpowerd) and killed all but me (...). But Me was úber mega strong so he just throw away the (weak) beam and crushed SSJ2Gogeta with his pink GALIT GUN but when everyone was restored with the dragonballs so was the ultimate fighter ssj bignad and he was ready for a fight. Me thought about it and thinks ohw well i just become ssj350 so i can crush him too. Being Super Saiya-Jin form 350 () The body of Me was to weak to withstand all that power and was blown to pieces. then all of a sudden the moon appeared ssj bignad's heart started to beat faster and harder everyone on the planet who had been revived watched in terror as ssj bignad transformed into an oozaru and all of a sudden a mysterious warrior appeared. It was Me again he was regained and was now twice as strong as before, SSJ700. Then Hellspawn entered the fray, being a soldier of hell, it pwned all the saiyans.