One day a hick named jim bob was petting a giant moose. His brother, Yojimbob, was watching Jim Bob preparer the moose. Yojimbob then said to jim bob "Yo Jim Bob, whhat you be doing with that there moose?". "Oh nothing" Jim Bob answered, then suddenly another moose ran out of the woods and tackled Jim Bob "MOOSE!!!" screamed the moose Yojimbob just stood there, he was in so much shock because the moose talked. Jim Bob pulled out a shotgun from thin air and said to himself "Why did you make me do this bulwinkle?" and shot. "PIE!!!" Yelled the pieeins, as they ran out of the forest with there tridents and ate the moose. "PIE!!" Yelled yojimbob, who was so excited that he forgot that jim bob missed the moose and shot him instead, then he died while eating the moose. Yojimbob was sudden'y revived by the talking mooes "Geez! you don't hafta go and try to shoot me because I tackle you! I'm not gonna be a quarterback anymore!" The mooses got up and walked back to the forest on 2 legs. Suddenly, a monkey came and ate all the little pieeins screaming "CAKE!!!" as he tore them to pieces. And so the story ends here, without knowing what the monkey actually ate, and where Jim Bob ever got that shotgun from.
THE END!!