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Walking down the street, a young man named Hippie-Dude walked into a barber-shop. He sold all his money to the dentist at the counter then ran down the street to meet his girl friend, Bulma. Bulma said he was stuiped because he like cows. He said, "Why not, They are delicious and good lovers.." So bulma got anoied left hippie-dude all alone in a 1 foot by 1 foot trash can and made out with SSJ Jeff in his 55trillion dollar mansion. Eating popcorn and potato chips. Hippie-dude turns out to be SSJ Jeff's best friend and catches Bulma cheating so they go onto Jerry Springer to settle it. But too bad jerry has just been blowin up by jeff so they go on the montel show. Eating pop corn and potato chips. Montel, however, is very strong and can keep everyone in check. With his uber-ness as a fat dutchman. Too be more UBER, He lost some weight, and learnt to fly and is the Flying dutchman now. The flying dutchman enjoyed ice cream, which has no bearing on the plot whatsoever, except he maintains his super flying dutchie powers from the calcium goodness of double chocolate.
 
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Walking down the street, a young man named Hippie-Dude walked into a barber-shop. He sold all his money to the dentist at the counter then ran down the street to meet his girl friend, Bulma. Bulma said he was stuiped because he like cows. He said, "Why not, They are delicious and good lovers.." So bulma got anoied left hippie-dude all alone in a 1 foot by 1 foot trash can and made out with SSJ Jeff in his 55trillion dollar mansion. Eating popcorn and potato chips. Hippie-dude turns out to be SSJ Jeff's best friend and catches Bulma cheating so they go onto Jerry Springer to settle it. But too bad jerry has just been blowin up by jeff so they go on the montel show. Eating pop corn and potato chips. Montel, however, is very strong and can keep everyone in check. With his uber-ness as a fat dutchman. Too be more UBER, He lost some weight, and learnt to fly and is the Flying dutchman now. The flying dutchman enjoyed ice cream, which has no bearing on the plot whatsoever, except he maintains his super flying dutchie powers from the calcium goodness of double chocolate. One day when montel was flying over iraq somthing happened.
 
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Walking down the street, a young man named Hippie-Dude walked into a barber-shop. He sold all his money to the dentist at the counter then ran down the street to meet his girl friend, Bulma. Bulma said he was stuiped because he like cows. He said, "Why not, They are delicious and good lovers.." So bulma got anoied left hippie-dude all alone in a 1 foot by 1 foot trash can and made out with SSJ Jeff in his 55trillion dollar mansion. Eating popcorn and potato chips. Hippie-dude turns out to be SSJ Jeff's best friend and catches Bulma cheating so they go onto Jerry Springer to settle it. But too bad jerry has just been blowin up by jeff so they go on the montel show. Eating pop corn and potato chips. Montel, however, is very strong and can keep everyone in check. With his uber-ness as a fat dutchman. Too be more UBER, He lost some weight, and learnt to fly and is the Flying dutchman now. The flying dutchman enjoyed ice cream, which has no bearing on the plot whatsoever, except he maintains his super flying dutchie powers from the calcium goodness of double chocolate. One day when montel was flying over iraq somthing happened. Because of there foolish actions Iraq blew the montel to smithereans.
 
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Walking down the street, a young man named Hippie-Dude walked into a barber-shop. He sold all his money to the dentist at the counter then ran down the street to meet his girl friend, Bulma. Bulma said he was stuiped because he like cows. He said, "Why not, They are delicious and good lovers.." So bulma got anoied left hippie-dude all alone in a 1 foot by 1 foot trash can and made out with SSJ Jeff in his 55trillion dollar mansion. Eating popcorn and potato chips. Hippie-dude turns out to be SSJ Jeff's best friend and catches Bulma cheating so they go onto Jerry Springer to settle it. But too bad jerry has just been blowin up by jeff so they go on the montel show. Eating pop corn and potato chips. Montel, however, is very strong and can keep everyone in check. With his uber-ness as a fat dutchman. Too be more UBER, He lost some weight, and learnt to fly and is the Flying dutchman now. The flying dutchman enjoyed ice cream, which has no bearing on the plot whatsoever, except he maintains his super flying dutchie powers from the calcium goodness of double chocolate. One day when montel was flying over iraq somthing happened. Because of there foolish actions Iraq blew the montel to smithereans. Iraq then fired of a mass S.C.U.D Storm on America becauls they sayed that Montel was a American UBER Spy that can fly without wings.
 
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Walking down the street, a young man named Hippie-Dude walked into a barber-shop. He sold all his money to the dentist at the counter then ran down the street to meet his girl friend, Bulma. Bulma said he was stuiped because he like cows. He said, "Why not, They are delicious and good lovers.." So bulma got anoied left hippie-dude all alone in a 1 foot by 1 foot trash can and made out with SSJ Jeff in his 55trillion dollar mansion. Eating popcorn and potato chips. Hippie-dude turns out to be SSJ Jeff's best friend and catches Bulma cheating so they go onto Jerry Springer to settle it. But too bad jerry has just been blowin up by jeff so they go on the montel show. Eating pop corn and potato chips. Montel, however, is very strong and can keep everyone in check. With his uber-ness as a fat dutchman. Too be more UBER, He lost some weight, and learnt to fly and is the Flying dutchman now. The flying dutchman enjoyed ice cream, which has no bearing on the plot whatsoever, except he maintains his super flying dutchie powers from the calcium goodness of double chocolate. One day when montel was flying over iraq somthing happened. Because of there foolish actions Iraq blew the montel to smithereans. Iraq then fired of a mass S.C.U.D Storm on America becauls they sayed that Montel was a American UBER Spy that can fly without wings. So he crashed burend and died THE END.


you guys ignored what i added so its time to start a new story

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart. So he ate his cheese puffs, and farted more, because it smelt GOOD, well for him, but he was also killing the population of the planet, with his smell.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart. So he ate his cheese puffs, and farted more, because it smelt GOOD, well for him, but he was also killing the population of the planet, with his smell. After he had finshed his cheesey puffs and stoped farting he went and killed himself by jumping intoa deep lake with bricks tied to this feet.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart. So he ate his cheese puffs, and farted more, because it smelt GOOD, well for him, but he was also killing the population of the planet, with his smell. After he had finshed his cheesey puffs and stoped farting he went and killed himself by jumping intoa deep lake with bricks tied to this feet. But the monkey didn't really die becuase he was a giant monkey and the water only came upto his knees so he promised never to fart again.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart. So he ate his cheese puffs, and farted more, because it smelt GOOD, well for him, but he was also killing the population of the planet, with his smell. After he had finshed his cheesey puffs and stoped farting he went and killed himself by jumping intoa deep lake with bricks tied to this feet. But the monkey didn't really die becuase he was a giant monkey and the water only came upto his knees so he promised never to fart again. then the monkey pissed in the water.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart. So he ate his cheese puffs, and farted more, because it smelt GOOD, well for him, but he was also killing the population of the planet, with his smell. After he had finshed his cheesey puffs and stoped farting he went and killed himself by jumping intoa deep lake with bricks tied to this feet. But the monkey didn't really die becuase he was a giant monkey and the water only came upto his knees so he promised never to fart again. then the monkey pissed in the water. thus the lake fillied to his head with cottage cheeze but just then something big just happened.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart. So he ate his cheese puffs, and farted more, because it smelt GOOD, well for him, but he was also killing the population of the planet, with his smell. After he had finshed his cheesey puffs and stoped farting he went and killed himself by jumping intoa deep lake with bricks tied to this feet. But the monkey didn't really die becuase he was a giant monkey and the water only came upto his knees so he promised never to fart again. then the monkey pissed in the water. thus the lake fillied to his head with cottage cheeze but just then something big just happened. He farted again, and by that he invented the bubble-lake.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart. So he ate his cheese puffs, and farted more, because it smelt GOOD, well for him, but he was also killing the population of the planet, with his smell. After he had finshed his cheesey puffs and stoped farting he went and killed himself by jumping intoa deep lake with bricks tied to this feet. But the monkey didn't really die becuase he was a giant monkey and the water only came upto his knees so he promised never to fart again. then the monkey pissed in the water. thus the lake fillied to his head with cottage cheeze but just then something big just happened. He farted again, and by that he invented the bubble-lake. But his fart was so hard that the lake disappeard becauls of the radius of the blast, so Bubble-Lake is now known as TheMonkeyFart-lake.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart. So he ate his cheese puffs, and farted more, because it smelt GOOD, well for him, but he was also killing the population of the planet, with his smell. After he had finshed his cheesey puffs and stoped farting he went and killed himself by jumping intoa deep lake with bricks tied to this feet. But the monkey didn't really die becuase he was a giant monkey and the water only came upto his knees so he promised never to fart again. then the monkey pissed in the water. thus the lake fillied to his head with cottage cheeze but just then something big just happened. He farted again, and by that he invented the bubble-lake. But his fart was so hard that the lake disappeard becauls of the radius of the blast, so Bubble-Lake is now known as TheMonkeyFart-lake. The now called MonkeyFart-lake is a popular tourist attraction to all horrifically deformed people from the plant Spork, where you can get donuts at half price on every 10th monday of a second leap year during a galactic eclipse.
 
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. A monkey ate cheese puffs while scratching his ass. Then he farted while scratching his ass, and his hand smelt. Unfortunately the bag of cheese puffs where also in that hand, so they now smelt too. But furtunally the monkey liked the smell of fart. So he ate his cheese puffs, and farted more, because it smelt GOOD, well for him, but he was also killing the population of the planet, with his smell. After he had finshed his cheesey puffs and stoped farting he went and killed himself by jumping intoa deep lake with bricks tied to this feet. But the monkey didn't really die becuase he was a giant monkey and the water only came upto his knees so he promised never to fart again. then the monkey pissed in the water. thus the lake fillied to his head with cottage cheeze but just then something big just happened. He farted again, and by that he invented the bubble-lake. But his fart was so hard that the lake disappeard becauls of the radius of the blast, so Bubble-Lake is now known as TheMonkeyFart-lake. The now called MonkeyFart-lake is a popular tourist attraction to all horrifically deformed people from the plant Spork, where you can get donuts at half price on every 10th monday of a second leap year during a galactic eclipse. Also on Mondays, if u bring a freind, you get in for half price, but your friend gets in for 1.5 of the price :).

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There ones was a man called Greg, and he lived by the beach.
 
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There ones was a man called Greg, and he lived by the beach. who then tripped over a stone and the stone ate him.
 

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