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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down.
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!'
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease.
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal.
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother.
 

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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother. Suddenly Jehuty was attacked by the uber 1337 owa, who killed Jehuty.
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother. Suddenly Jehuty was attacked by the uber 1337 owa, who killed Jehuty. Jehuty then regenerated into naked Jehuty and owned owa with his super incredable power.
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother. Suddenly Jehuty was attacked by the uber 1337 owa, who killed Jehuty. Jehuty then regenerated into naked Jehuty and owned owa with his super incredable power. Then with his new found power jehuty kicked metatrons ass and hibiki was forced back into the form off a giant zombified mutant space goat
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother. Suddenly Jehuty was attacked by the uber 1337 owa, who killed Jehuty. Jehuty then regenerated into naked Jehuty and owned owa with his super incredable power. Then with his new found power jehuty kicked metatrons ass and hibiki was forced back into the form off a giant zombified mutant space goat. Then Chimpbot awoke and everyone realized this was all just one big dream inside Chimpbots head.


btw metatron is an ore.. metal.. element :p
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother. Suddenly Jehuty was attacked by the uber 1337 owa, who killed Jehuty. Jehuty then regenerated into naked Jehuty and owned owa with his super incredable power. Then with his new found power jehuty kicked metatrons ass and hibiki was forced back into the form off a giant zombified mutant space goat. Then Chimpbot awoke and everyone realized this was all just one big dream inside Chimpbots head. and then chimpbot ate hibiki and metatron.

nor do i care, he killed the rock then
jeff, i beat you to it edit your post please
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother. Suddenly Jehuty was attacked by the uber 1337 owa, who killed Jehuty. Jehuty then regenerated into naked Jehuty and owned owa with his super incredable power. Then with his new found power jehuty kicked metatrons ass and hibiki was forced back into the form off a giant zombified mutant space goat. Then Chimpbot awoke and everyone realized this was all just one big dream inside Chimpbots head. and then chimpbot ate hibiki and metatron. Which he then farted out the following gases and plutoniums:

(there changed oh and i beat you to it too hibiki)
 
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Once there was an old man that lived in a forest on the planet spork. He died and the story got a new old man called Bill. He was a rich unknown man. He decided to go for a walk one day. On his walk he found a dog on the planet spork becuase that's where Bill lived. It was a weird looking dog, he was blue. The dog then died. Then the old man ate the dog. Bill then flew too earth and killed Hibiki then flew back the planet spork.Then Bill found a Pink Bear with a saddle on its back. When bill found this bear he kept the saddle and ate the bear. Bill was full after the dog and threw up. Hibiki then got revived with a metatron infusion and all is well with him. Then Bill became hungry again and ate his spew. Bill then Threw up on sjj_gohan. And then sjj_gohan (The Ultimate Fighter) destroyed Bill with his finger laser attack. Bill came back to life because the whole planet was infected with the zombifing T-Virus.then bill ate all the zombies and barfed on hibiki. Hibiki then got pissed and killed bill with his orbital frame Jehuty. Magus ran and tried to catch up to watch the scene with Jehuty, but fell down. The planet and all who abided on it where then eaten by a 'Giant Space Goat!' Hibiki then decided to go kill the giant space goat with Jehuty and it turned out to be a complete push over so he killed it with ease. the t virus then takes over hibiki and he turns into a giant zombified space goat. But the metatron counteracted the t-virus and Hibiki turned back to normal. The 'Giant Space Goats' brother summoned Shenlong and resurrected both the planet that had been destroyed and it's brother. Suddenly Jehuty was attacked by the uber 1337 owa, who killed Jehuty. Jehuty then regenerated into naked Jehuty and owned owa with his super incredable power. Then with his new found power jehuty kicked metatrons ass and hibiki was forced back into the form off a giant zombified mutant space goat. Then Chimpbot awoke and everyone realized this was all just one big dream inside Chimpbots head. He then realized hes living in a forum full of germs with green hair. He then decided to move to a place with out freaky dreams that are alive and green hair...
 
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err i beat jeff but i think your ignoring my post because you get killed in it!:p
 
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new story!


In the begining!
 
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In the begining! Hibiki was ruler of the world until a mutated cow ate him.
 
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In the begining! Hibiki was ruler of the world until a mutated cow ate him. Then smelly cheese stunk really bad.
 
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In the begining! Hibiki was ruler of the world until a mutated cow ate him. Then smelly cheese stunk really bad. It also looked like poo.
 
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In the begining! Hibiki was ruler of the world until a mutated cow ate him. Then smelly cheese stunk really bad. It also looked like poo. The poo-cheese made the mutant cow keel over and die, now it smelt like poo too!
 
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In the begining! Hibiki was ruler of the world until a mutated cow ate him. Then smelly cheese stunk really bad. It also looked like poo. The poo-cheese made the mutant cow keel over and die, now it smelt like poo too! Just then the poo got up and walked away, because it turns out this poo-cheese was an alien lifeform that was really stinky!
 

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