It's funny 'cuz it's true..

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/63814/detail/

yup..

 

[Synth]

Yeah... I've been saying this for years.

Linken Park, is the same song over and over again.

 

[Barney]

Thank you. Now maybe all the 14 year olds in this forum will stop listening to this crap and start listening to some real metal.

 

[Suh Dude]

I thought Hybrid Theory was a pretty good album by Linkin Park...

 

[frsrblch]

I thought this was common knowledge, like how Dani California is a Tom Petty song. Well, I guess if you didn't know, you know now.

Thank you. Now maybe all the 14 year olds in this forum will stop listening to this crap and start listening to some real metal.

No, they'll either dismiss this as a joke, or go on to some other trendy **** band.

 

[dan_esf_fanatic]

Thank you. Now maybe all the 14 year olds in this forum will stop listening to this crap and start listening to some real metal.

Linkin Park isn't metal, it's....Linkin Park. You can't actually determine their genre when they mix a lot of genres together.

@Lith: Hybrid Theory is their ONLY good album. Meteora and Minutes to Midnight are outright crap.

And btw, this isn't funny at all. If the guy could sing maybe it would've been. imo people with absolutely NO musical talent shouldn't record themselves and put it on the net, even if it's a parody. Seriously I felt so dumb for just watching this crap -.-.

 

[PiXel]

didnt liked this to much, probably truth, but they could have atleast tried to make it sound good (better voice <_< )

also you cant say Ozy Osborn is different or anybody else. they all do same stuff. They still have different songs with different styless. But linkinpark does it have aswell. (dont hump on me for taking Osborn....i mean everyone who does music acutally, thats whats making them different)

 

[Sicron]

If you try to make a parody on whichever song you may chose, at least try to sound even a little like the original singer. Because anyone whining about Linkin Park should first look at themselves if they can do it any better. Don't like the band? Don't whine about it. Do like the band? Then by all means, continue listening to it. But please stop the entire crap "Omgzor, you listen Lincoln Parc!U r Epicz Phailzzz!"

 

[frsrblch]

Linkin Park isn't metal, it's....Linkin Park. You can't actually determine their genre when they mix a lot of genres together.

Right you are! Linkin Park is Nu-Metal, which really isn't Metal at all. The genre is kind of misnamed, which is why I prefer the term Mallcore. It really captures the suck, while at the same time making sure it isn't accidentally referred to as, related to, or mentioned in the same breath as Metal.

 

[Deathshot]

Linkin Park = Going Emo ? Went from Nu-Metal to Emo Rock...... Hybrid Theory was ok..... Then all the rest were just "Laughable".


We need more people listening to Slayer, Metallica, and .... and .... GWAR!

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Tch, slayer. They're way too popular for their music

'course I listen to epic Black metal which could easily be made fun of just the same.

 

[Almighty_Gir]

this is why i went off dragonforce... oh and their epic decline in live performance quality.

 

[Enix]

Linkin Park = Going Emo ? Went from Nu-Metal to Emo Rock...... Hybrid Theory was ok..... Then all the rest were just "Laughable".


We need more people listening to Slayer, Metallica, and .... and .... GWAR!

I really don't really see how Metallica's or Slayer's lyrics are any less emo than Linkin Parks...

 

[Spunky]

Holy ****, I had no idea they sucked.

 

[dan_esf_fanatic]

Well imo it doesn't hurt if a song is a bit emo, but when you look at their new album (minutes to midnight) you know too much emo = fail. I mean CMON!! It's freakin' full of love songs!! Maybe one song is good, can't remember the name, that was rather metallish, the rest were a steaming pile of crap.

 

[.Guzzie.]

Lol, so the point that they're trying to get is..Linkin Park sucks??
They're still fairly rich, so...its a worthless production

-Guzzie

 

[dan_esf_fanatic]

So what, they're going to pay fans to like them?

 

[Almighty_Gir]

I really don't really see how Metallica's or Slayer's lyrics are any less emo than Linkin Parks...

er... ok

now, i'm going to be very fair here, and pic a well known track, from the first, second, and third albums from each band.

then you can go reconsidder your position.

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real


there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming/confusing
this lack of self-control I fear is never ending
controlling/I can't seem


to find myself again
my walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
so insecure

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real

discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
distracting/reacting
against my will I stand beside my own reflection
it`s haunting how i cant seem...

to find myself again
my walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
so insecure

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing confusing what is real

there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming,confusing what is real
this lack of self-control I fear is never ending
controlling,confusing what is real

ALRIGHT!

Scanning the scene
in the city tonight
We're looking for you
to start up a fight
There's an evil feeling
in our brains
But it's nothing new
you know it drives us insane

Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy

There is no escape
and that's for sure
This is the end we won't take any more
Say goodbye
to the world you live in
You've always been taking
but now you're giving

Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy

Our brains are on fire
With the feeling to kill
And it won't go away
Until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing
On our minds
Don?t try running away
`cause you?re the one we will find

Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Ahahahaha

A misty night, a perfect night
Beneath the cold of the frozen star
You feel the fright, you know I'm near
You never should have come this far
I am alive, you can't kill me
I will survive eternity
Go through the fire walk past the dead
Lost in my eternal maze
Your heart pounds through the mist filled air
Your concentration breaks for me to strike
You've cowered down, you've broken the chain
Now I can freeze your burning eyes
You see me lift the axe, (as) it plunges through your shield
You now begin to panic as you see your chances grow slim
Your running through the endless maze
(You) Turn and I'll be there
A force too strong for you to fight
Your end I'll see tonight ("I'll see your end tonight")
You think you can destroy (me)? You'd better think again
I am eternal terror my quest will never end
I'll trap you in the pentagram
And seal your battered tomb
Your life is just another game
For Satan's night of doom

ok well i can't really be bothered to post loads more. but we can clearly see that chester benington is whining about the fact that he screwed some dirty hooker and caught crabs and hopefully AIDS.
James Hetfield is singing about beating the **** out of someone
and the dude from slayer with the long hair and bad temperiment is shouting about the fact that he does, in fact, strike fear into the hearts of mortals and immortals alike, and if you cross him he's gonna END YOU.

so just from that little cross piece we can see that linkin park = emo
metallica = metal
slayer = wtfpwnt
and you = very very silly.

 

[dan_esf_fanatic]

Well there is an exception.

Lay beside me
Tell me what they've done
Speak the words I wanna hear
To make my demons run
The door is locked now
But it's open if you're true
If you can understand the me
Then I can understand the you
Lay beside me
Under wicked sky
The black of day
Dark of night
We share this paralyze
The door cracks open
But there's no sun shining through
Black heart scarring darker still
But there's no sun shining through
No, there's no sun shining through
No, there's no sun shining
What I've felt
What I've known
Turn the pages
Turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?
Yeah
What I've felt
What I've known
Sick and tired
I stand alone
Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?
Come lay beside me
This won't hurt, I swear
She loves me not
She loves me still
But she'll never love again
She lay beside me
But she'll be there when I'm gone
Black heart scarring darker still
Yes, she'll be there when I'm gone
Yes, she'll be there when I'm gone
Dead sure she'll be there
What I've felt
What I've known
Turn the pages
Turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?
Yeah
What I've felt
What I've known
Sick and tired
I stand alone
Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?
Lay beside me
Tell me what I've done
The door is closed, so are your eyes
But now I see the sun
Now I see the sun
Yes, now I see it
What I've felt
What I've known
Turn the pages
Turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?
Yeah
What I've felt
What I've known
So sick and tired
I stand alone
Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits
The one who waits for you
Oh
What I've felt
What I've known
Turn the pages
Turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?
So I dub thee unforgiven
Oh, what I've felt
Oh, what I've known
I take this key
And I bury it in you
Because you're unforgiven too
Never free
Never me
'cause you're unforgiven too
Oh

BTW, as far as metal goes, Spineshank pwns all.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If you try to make a parody on whichever song you may chose, at least try to sound even a little like the original singer.

Weird Al and his millions of dollars disagree.