If your cat signs on as you, I'd sign him up for military research if I were you. That cat could help make killer-tigers to hunt down terrorists in airports.
My cat is female and she's a person. If I were to sign her up for anything without her permission and she were to find out, I'd wake up one morning in a tub of ice with a large scar and 120 stitches running down my chest.
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