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So I go to quite a few LAN's with a very small group of guys. We are all close friendsd and when we are getting our game on there is always a fair amount of trashtalk and ribbing going around so....since I have no life and nothing better to do, I designed a point system to go along with it. each person keeps track of there points and see who racks up the most and at who's expense...here it is.
Al's Ultimate Burn Point System:
-1st Degree Burn: (10pts) "Queer"
-Unblockable: (15pts) Insulting someone when they aren't paying attention or can't defend themselves
-2nd Degree Burn: (20pts) "Your ***." "no I'm not!" "Well your ******* is!"
-Assist: (20pts) Picking up on someone elses 2nd or 3rd degree burn before them or grabbing a Playmaker
-Playmaker: (15pts) Setting someone up for an assist puposely, plus 5 pts if they pull it off.
-Come back: (5pts) just your average comeback
-Comeback 2nd: (10pts) Comeback that makes people laugh or puts your opponent on the defensive.
-Momma Jokes: (+5pts) Figure it out
-Homerun: (25pts) Someone asks you for serious advice and you insult them good, "Does this dress make me look ugly?" "No your face does."
-Pin Set: (-5pts) A minor version of opening yourself up to insult
-Rack 'em up: (-10pts) Walking full force into and insult, making yourself entirely vulnerable
-Tag Team: (10pts) 2 people against 1
-Teamwork: (+5pts) for each additional member, same person can't insult twice in a row
-Alley Oop: (25pts) Sending up a tough to grab playmaker, -10 pts if it's not slammed.
-Slam Dunk: (25pts) Slamming an Alley Oop home
-Electrical Burn: (50pts) A specially designed burn only appreciated by geeks and gamers. Must pertain to computers or games "Thats what you get for standing still." "I wasn't standing still!" "Well my targeting reticle says otherwise."
-Electrical Fire: +5pts for each person past 2 that gets it and laughs/applauses
*All points are cummulative*
*Anything beyond a 2nd degree burn just add 10 points for each additional burn*
*MOST IMPORTANT! Have fun with it and be careful not to cross any lines. It's a friendly game*
C&C It's not entirely finished but I think it's a good start....Enjoy!
Al's Ultimate Burn Point System:
-1st Degree Burn: (10pts) "Queer"
-Unblockable: (15pts) Insulting someone when they aren't paying attention or can't defend themselves
-2nd Degree Burn: (20pts) "Your ***." "no I'm not!" "Well your ******* is!"
-Assist: (20pts) Picking up on someone elses 2nd or 3rd degree burn before them or grabbing a Playmaker
-Playmaker: (15pts) Setting someone up for an assist puposely, plus 5 pts if they pull it off.
-Come back: (5pts) just your average comeback
-Comeback 2nd: (10pts) Comeback that makes people laugh or puts your opponent on the defensive.
-Momma Jokes: (+5pts) Figure it out
-Homerun: (25pts) Someone asks you for serious advice and you insult them good, "Does this dress make me look ugly?" "No your face does."
-Pin Set: (-5pts) A minor version of opening yourself up to insult
-Rack 'em up: (-10pts) Walking full force into and insult, making yourself entirely vulnerable
-Tag Team: (10pts) 2 people against 1
-Teamwork: (+5pts) for each additional member, same person can't insult twice in a row
-Alley Oop: (25pts) Sending up a tough to grab playmaker, -10 pts if it's not slammed.
-Slam Dunk: (25pts) Slamming an Alley Oop home
-Electrical Burn: (50pts) A specially designed burn only appreciated by geeks and gamers. Must pertain to computers or games "Thats what you get for standing still." "I wasn't standing still!" "Well my targeting reticle says otherwise."
-Electrical Fire: +5pts for each person past 2 that gets it and laughs/applauses
*All points are cummulative*
*Anything beyond a 2nd degree burn just add 10 points for each additional burn*
*MOST IMPORTANT! Have fun with it and be careful not to cross any lines. It's a friendly game*
C&C It's not entirely finished but I think it's a good start....Enjoy!
