Bashar Dogmanix! Detonate the package now!!
Beautiful! For those who are reading this live journal, I'll explain what our amazing weapon has just done. The Nex Paciscor is the latest and most powerful cannon ever created. It is very simply, really. We place a package into the cannon, and fire it at our enemies. Right now, the package is on it's way to the Enemy which Must not be Named for Fear of Retribution by the Mods's forward base. Once it reaches it's destination, the package will open itself and reveal a small boy with a jetpack welded onto his back. He will begin falling and the boy will jetpack his sweet tush at 200 mph into the ground below him.
What is the purpose of this? It is a diversionary tactic. Because our enemies aren't human, we expect them to try to eat the charred remains of the small boy. Once they begin to do so, we'll march the Animal 8th, who happen to be captured Enemies which Must not be Named for Fear of Retribution by the Mods to the Enemies which Must not be Named for Fear of Retribution by the Mods and they will begin to fight each other to the death. It is a win/win for us. The monsters will kill each other, leaving our soldiers relatively unharmed. The Marauders 12 will then clean up the mess, return to base, and we'll prepare for a counter attack.
Ah yes, every time I told you what was going to happen in my live journal, that event actually happened on the battlefield.
My Legions! The Nix has told us to purify these lands, and purify we shall! Let us take arms once more against these monsters! We will prevail!
*cheers and roars* raahhhhh rahhhhhh rahhhhhhh
