Hmm... before we begin... let's get something strictly on the record.
I like to complain. Who doesn't? God (Jehovah, Allah, etc) gave us the Internet, so we could complain without spitting on each other. Notice how those two names, sort of forced you to go "awe"? Yeah, that pisses me off too. How passive-aggressive can you get? I think I should break this down into topical paragraphs.
I had to stop here first, because everyone has blamed it on everything since 2001. It's all the Christian's fault... then it's the Muslim's fault... then it's the Jews' fault. I blame everyone equally. Yes, this topic is about religion. You know the part of you that tells you when wrong is right, and right is wrong. In the end, no one gives a **** about anything... because it's somehow impossible for everyone to agree that right is wrong, and wrong is right. I don't need a 17th century poem or a CGI-layered movie franchise to remind me that good versus evil is a bull **** stigma.
The point is... without good versus evil, religion tends to look like a bunch of people crying for attention. I'm not seeing much difference between the homicidal maniac who's pistol-whipping folks at random, and the wannabe Jesus/Ghandi type who's enjoying taking to "God" while he enjoys products that were laminated by some hipster ad agency, working for the chips handed down by some regulated corporation who doesn't have to deal with any middle-men, that's ordained by any random government who wins through blood-spilled conflicts of interest. If you're still reading this out of pure curiousity... I'm going to call you a selfish piece of **** right now. Get over it. Now go find a throne, cross your arms, and think of ways to belittle me for being a buzzkill.
I feel like continuing.
Uhm... speaking of government. How about all the countries in the world blaming America for everything? Yeah, who didn't see that **** coming. For most of the previous century, we broke up all the little immature fights you tightwads across the lake couldn't figure out on your own. We've bought everyone out, made you learn our language, and control your emotions with our culture. Wow! By reading the previous sentence, you've basically experienced what I like to call "PATRIOTISM!" Yeah, that word usually leads to me daydreaming about shells bouncing off the pavement in bullet-time, too. It seems like it's America's turn to play the bully. Who did everyone blame for everything 232 years ago? Britain? Spain? France? Who cares. It doesn't matter. I didn't need 60 years and three hip surgeries to realize that everybody hates everybody, and your country of origin is just the logo on your ****ing t-shirt. You want 6, he wants 7, she wants 8, and they want 9. The guy who wants 10 is a royal ****ing *******, who can die in a chemical fire.
Now, I want to talk about humanity. The previous topics were religion and government, if you had a hard time following along. Oh wait... I've already talked about humanity, basically. It's governed religion. A religious government. A system of justifiability. A lot of people "thinking" and "believing" instead of doing what's clearly important. We kill off all the idiots who protest for change. I can easily say, with a twinkle in my eye, "**** 'em." If you so much as lift a sign that has you expressing yourself, there should be countless red dots aiming at your likely scrunched forehead.
You're yelling at the air. Your only hope for legitimate coverage is if a media network decided to give you 15 seconds of fame by scrolling by you. The only thing you'll accomplish is a headcount. But, considering the billions of people who inhabit this makeshift accident I like to call Earth, 1.7% of you meeting for Denny's after yelling at the pavement for 3 hours on a sunny day, are doing nothing but wasting every precious second you're given.
The above should be completely obvious to you, yet you do nothing but overload on crystalline substances. I, Doom, offer you a chance for a new mentality. You've been clearly mistaken your whole life, and need someone like me, who isn't afraid to speak the truth... to guide you to our only true evolution. A path without walls, ceilings, or borders. You won't need the media for your information, have to gather your belongings and move due to economic fallacies, nor bridge your generations with distrust and impurity.
I... DOOM... OFFER YOU REAL CHANGE... THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE THE SLOW PACE OF DIPLOMACY.
Heh, I like this site.
I suppose I should stop parlaying the inevitable administration and behest you my true intentions.
As most people would be questioning my motives at this juncture.
You are merely reading my mission statement, my motivational indoctrine. You see, I have no reason to worry about the end of the world, because I'm not limited in my perspectives. I don't listen to philosophical cynics, who are merely a more acquainted manner of sugar-coating fiscal initiatives. You can laugh at poverty and idoicy all you want, just be reminded that DOOM is not amused. My dabbles in science and industry are not merely a clerical aptitude for personal survival. I seek humanity's transcendence.
Be wise and listen when I say this... YOU ARE IN YOUR OWN WAY!
Now... I'm fully interested in your civil disobedience, err... civil discussions, and clinically-pompous quips. I implore you to request the library of information I've sat through many a long night... gathering.
BEHOLD!
I like to complain. Who doesn't? God (Jehovah, Allah, etc) gave us the Internet, so we could complain without spitting on each other. Notice how those two names, sort of forced you to go "awe"? Yeah, that pisses me off too. How passive-aggressive can you get? I think I should break this down into topical paragraphs.
I had to stop here first, because everyone has blamed it on everything since 2001. It's all the Christian's fault... then it's the Muslim's fault... then it's the Jews' fault. I blame everyone equally. Yes, this topic is about religion. You know the part of you that tells you when wrong is right, and right is wrong. In the end, no one gives a **** about anything... because it's somehow impossible for everyone to agree that right is wrong, and wrong is right. I don't need a 17th century poem or a CGI-layered movie franchise to remind me that good versus evil is a bull **** stigma.
The point is... without good versus evil, religion tends to look like a bunch of people crying for attention. I'm not seeing much difference between the homicidal maniac who's pistol-whipping folks at random, and the wannabe Jesus/Ghandi type who's enjoying taking to "God" while he enjoys products that were laminated by some hipster ad agency, working for the chips handed down by some regulated corporation who doesn't have to deal with any middle-men, that's ordained by any random government who wins through blood-spilled conflicts of interest. If you're still reading this out of pure curiousity... I'm going to call you a selfish piece of **** right now. Get over it. Now go find a throne, cross your arms, and think of ways to belittle me for being a buzzkill.
I feel like continuing.
Uhm... speaking of government. How about all the countries in the world blaming America for everything? Yeah, who didn't see that **** coming. For most of the previous century, we broke up all the little immature fights you tightwads across the lake couldn't figure out on your own. We've bought everyone out, made you learn our language, and control your emotions with our culture. Wow! By reading the previous sentence, you've basically experienced what I like to call "PATRIOTISM!" Yeah, that word usually leads to me daydreaming about shells bouncing off the pavement in bullet-time, too. It seems like it's America's turn to play the bully. Who did everyone blame for everything 232 years ago? Britain? Spain? France? Who cares. It doesn't matter. I didn't need 60 years and three hip surgeries to realize that everybody hates everybody, and your country of origin is just the logo on your ****ing t-shirt. You want 6, he wants 7, she wants 8, and they want 9. The guy who wants 10 is a royal ****ing *******, who can die in a chemical fire.
Now, I want to talk about humanity. The previous topics were religion and government, if you had a hard time following along. Oh wait... I've already talked about humanity, basically. It's governed religion. A religious government. A system of justifiability. A lot of people "thinking" and "believing" instead of doing what's clearly important. We kill off all the idiots who protest for change. I can easily say, with a twinkle in my eye, "**** 'em." If you so much as lift a sign that has you expressing yourself, there should be countless red dots aiming at your likely scrunched forehead.
You're yelling at the air. Your only hope for legitimate coverage is if a media network decided to give you 15 seconds of fame by scrolling by you. The only thing you'll accomplish is a headcount. But, considering the billions of people who inhabit this makeshift accident I like to call Earth, 1.7% of you meeting for Denny's after yelling at the pavement for 3 hours on a sunny day, are doing nothing but wasting every precious second you're given.
The above should be completely obvious to you, yet you do nothing but overload on crystalline substances. I, Doom, offer you a chance for a new mentality. You've been clearly mistaken your whole life, and need someone like me, who isn't afraid to speak the truth... to guide you to our only true evolution. A path without walls, ceilings, or borders. You won't need the media for your information, have to gather your belongings and move due to economic fallacies, nor bridge your generations with distrust and impurity.
I... DOOM... OFFER YOU REAL CHANGE... THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE THE SLOW PACE OF DIPLOMACY.
Heh, I like this site.
I suppose I should stop parlaying the inevitable administration and behest you my true intentions.
As most people would be questioning my motives at this juncture.
You are merely reading my mission statement, my motivational indoctrine. You see, I have no reason to worry about the end of the world, because I'm not limited in my perspectives. I don't listen to philosophical cynics, who are merely a more acquainted manner of sugar-coating fiscal initiatives. You can laugh at poverty and idoicy all you want, just be reminded that DOOM is not amused. My dabbles in science and industry are not merely a clerical aptitude for personal survival. I seek humanity's transcendence.
Be wise and listen when I say this... YOU ARE IN YOUR OWN WAY!
Now... I'm fully interested in your civil disobedience, err... civil discussions, and clinically-pompous quips. I implore you to request the library of information I've sat through many a long night... gathering.
BEHOLD!
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