How Many ESF Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb

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How Many ESF Forum Members Does It Take 2 Change A Lightbulb

One to change the light bulb and to post the fact that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anally-retentive

Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy.

4 to say "didn't we cover this a few months ago?"

43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"

5 to say "thank you"

2 to despise the use of unnatural light sources.

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

finally...

1 mod to give that lurker a warning for bumping threads.
 
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How about,
1 to say that it burnt out because of the WonderBread conspiracy.

or, one Tassadar :p.

Cute, nice work, granted you made it yourself.
 
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You forgot:

29 to ***** endlessly about how much better the last light-bulb was.
 
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Hitokiri said:
You forgot:

29 to ***** endlessly about how much better the last light-bulb was.
XD!!!

Two more I thought I'd add.

10 to whine and tell the developers of the lightbulb to hurry up with the next one, because the current one isn't good enough.

2,000 to register on the lightbulb's forums right before a new version of the lightbulb is released, only to never discuss the lightbulb.
 

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