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6/19/2010 Holy **** UPDATE:

I am a man who is fed up with this ****. I will no longer tolerate these ****ing monsters invading my home and threatening my friends and close relations. As of Thursday, I have decided to take the fight to them. I have moved into another house for the summer and, due to the number of sightings, it is becoming increasingly clear to me that this new location is the birthplace of all of these monsters or, at the very least, a holy site that they all must visit in their lifetime, a ****ing Meca for the beasts if you will. I have fought and won countless battles in the past few days and I've learned something:

I am no longer afraid.
I will not fear.
Fear is the mindkiller.
Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

I am John Rambo and the beasts are the minorities. It is on.
 
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Really bro i didnt understand a thing youre saying but keep up(?).:)
 
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Rocky, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

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*cries*
 

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To give a bit more background, one of the critters just came darting across the floor like it was running first place in the ****ing boston marathon. The scary thing is that it moved across the entire floor and stopped inside my ****ing running shoe. Imagine if I didn't notice and I put them on, who do you think would be the dead one then? Diabolical bastards.
 
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I'd say, capture a couple of them alive, put them above a campfire, and show their little brothers how you eat them.
 

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That's a surprisingly good idea. We have a fire pit in the backyard that would be perfect for that. I'm not so sure about the eating part, though.
 
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Is this what I think this is about?!
 
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This thread is playing with my brains, I haven't heard of critters! Holy jizz, they look just like a dogs with more hair, sharper teeths etc...

If you think that's real, just stop fantasize about them.
 
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I have absolutely no idea what you're on about.
 
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Hope one bites you and gives you super-powers ^^.
 
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For all those in the dark about this. Sub is fighting for his very life against the spider invasion.
 

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Yes, stay on topic. I need moral support here.
 
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Man the **** up. You are 200 times larger than them. Buy a ****ing flamethrower and trust me, you'll be able to rid of them within a day and have a lot of fun at the same time.
 
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Sub i suggest you try and flank em. They usually run when compromised, so try and cut off their access to all areas where they can hide to tire them out so you can kill them in their weakened state.

But remember always pick them off 1 by 1.
 
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I hope these aren't ghost spiders... THOSE ****ING SUCK HOLY ****!
 
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If u can't beat the enemy, join'em ...
 

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