HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Snow]

Happy Birthday to Vegeta's Briefs who is 16 on this very special day.

Have a good day

 

[Smith|]

Happy B-Day Bish!

 

[GhostfaceKillah]

VB ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

happy birthday

 

[Soulicro]

happy birthday.

 

[The Cheese]

happy birthday.

 

[GhostfaceKillah]

none of these people seem to know who VB is

 

[Optimus Prime]

Even though VB has dissapeared off the face of this forum...

/me hands VB a pack of cigarettes and a loaf of white bread.

Happy Birthday!

 

[Skiwan]

lol was gonna say the same thing opti

happy birthday VB if u come back and read this ><

 

[TwisteR]

none of these people seem to know who VB is

Only the forum regulars.

Happy Birthday Vegeta's Briefs, post something sometime. :]

 

[Optimus Prime]

lol was gonna say the same thing opti

happy birthday VB if u come back and read this ><

Glad someone knew what I was talking about .

 

[Damaera]

none of these people seem to know who VB is

I remember seeing the name, I cant remember who he/she is though. Anyway's happy birthday

 

[Brim]

um yeah...happy birthday


does this mean she's still around?

 

[Hitokiri]

Happy Birthday.

Does cigarette smoke contain fluffy bunnies? Does it save rain forests or something? Does it increase your lifespan? Your sperm count? What? Cyanide, Arsenic, carbon monoxide, IT KILLS YOU VB. Just like bleach or kerosene. I'm afraid that the wonderful chocolate in a cigarette doesn't offset the harm in a cigarette anymore than cream-filling makes twinkies fat-free.

What Smoke does is it helps one maintain weight, and it also helps calm the nerves. It's like a sedative. I thought you knew about cigarettes. That's what you were implying, anyways. IT DOESN'T KILL YOU, HITO. And one day you'll either realize it, or go to the otherworld and meet all those non-smokers that say "cough, we were wrong. sorry about that, buddy"

Ohoooo man. Good times.

If America was so smart now, it wouldn't be so dumb. Like, du'h.

If you ever said anything right, that was it, right there. You're living proof, after all. :]

...FUUUU-...

 

[SailorAlea]

If you actually knew that bleached, artificial, and cloned foods were unhealthy, you wouldn't blame tobacco for the increase in deaths by cancer. And that life expentency wasn't just for cancer. See, a lot of people died lifting heavy machinary and stuff, and they just rounded them all together. When you got past the age 20, and you didn't do any dangerous work, you lived to be over 100 in those days.

Here's hoping you score high enough on your SATs that you don't end up working with that super dangerous heavy machinery!


SIONNNNNNNN..

 

[Sonic the Vampire]

. . .since you like percentages, %97 of all Japanese over the age 16 smoke 8 packs a day. %3 of all Japanese people die of lung cancer in a year.

Let's say 20 in a pack, ok? 20X8=160. 160 cigarettes a day.

2 minutes X 160 cigarettes = 320 minutes.

320 minutes / 60 (minute/hour) = 5.33 hours, or, 5 hours and 20 minutes.

Hmm... where do they find the time for work?

Japan doesn't have the same rules as we do. They can smoke while working. . . And those percentages came straight from the source, which I highly suggest looking into before you argue about it. And it wasn't scientific, it was logical. There is a difference.

Here's another seven packs to help her finish out her birthday. I'll bring more tomorrow incase she finishes these tonight.

...HAAAAAA!!!!

 

[Sailor Sonikiri]

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Here is hoping wisdom grows with age! --Have a Happy Birthday![/align]

 

[DiebytheSword]

As humorus as this coordinated attack was, please don't do it in birthday threads in the future.

I want to say it's unprovoked, I really do, but I can't do that in good faith.

After all, I am a sexist pig.

 

[Deverz]

I'm sure I was called something along those lines aswell

She hated my sigs

Happy Birthday err.. Jim, No wait VB yeh her

 

[Amayirot Akago]

I remember him... haven't seen him for an eternity.

Happy birthday, fella.

 

[Deverz]

Psst...

VB was a girl