Chocolate covered Vicodin....Vicodin? Pickles Rule!
You just haven't known the pickle as long as I have and don't understand why I call him pickle but alas I don't feel like explaining do what you want but don't tell me I'm being offensive alright.Happy Birthday Cucumba!
Personally, I think calling you a pickle is rather offensive. A pickle is a sliced version of a cucumber, therefore attacking your status, worth, and manhood. Personally I will stick with Cucumba, since that's impossible to be made fun of.