Half-Life 2 Subtitle

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I was just thinking; will Valve make up a subtitle for Half-Life 2? Like maybe Half-Life 2: The Return or something like that.

Post your ideas here. :rolleyes:
 
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Well...there's not much of an ongoing sort of story/saga to give it a subtitle, really.

They could name it after all the stuff everyone says is gonna make it great in the HL2 vs D3 thread:

"Half-Life 2: Wide Open Spaces"
"Half-Life 2: This Time, The Crowbar is Bumpmapped"
"Half-Life 2: Gordon Has No Clue What's Happening"
"Half-Life 2: Revenge of the Physics-Enabled AI"
"Half-Life 2: The Mouths Move Dynamically, But Idiots Didn't Stop to Think That it's Always Gonna Play the Same Conversations Anyhow"

There's other good ones too:

"Half-Life 2: Who Needs Nvidia?"
"Half-Life 2: Who the **** is this guy in the Suit?"
"Half-Life 2: We Swear, None of It is Scripted"
"Half-Life 2: Mod The **** Out of Us, Please"
"Half-Life 2: Gordon Loves Steam"
"Half-Life 2: The Fall of WON"

And of course, the ever popular:

"Half-Life 2: Why Do I Still Have This Lame Crowbar?"
and
"Half-Life 2: WTF, I Blew That Loser Guard Away For His Ammo, How Can He Still Be Alive In This One?!?"

In all seriousness, though, the game is probably just gonna be called Half-Life 2, at least as far as anyone's indicated.It'd be kind of weak with a subtitle, anyhow, if ya ask me.

Oh...Above was kidding, if no one noticed...no flames, please. :0\
 
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It might have a subtitle and Valve might not want to release it because it gives away the plot, but I doubt it.
 
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lol, to beat D3....
"Half life 2: Its alot better than Doom 3. Honest."
or as a secret plot line...
"Half life 2: Your secretly an alien"
 
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"Half-Life 2: We're Not Scared of Doom 3"

And then later, we can go:

"Half-Life 3: Quake IV Ate Us Alive"

lol
 
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"Hale-Life 2: It'll Run On a 700 MGHZ, Seriously!"
 
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"Half-Life 2: Maybe This Time Single Player WONT Suck"
 

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Half Life 2: The Gman now shops at the Men's Warehouse.
Half Life 2: The Crowbar fires rockets & Snarks
Half Life 2: Don't type in sv_cheats 1 then /godmode
Half Life 2: We've already been haxed :)
 
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Whats wrong wit the mens warehouse? I like the men's warhouse.

I saw this flash movie that was stupid and the nerd said Gordon should catchty 1 liners like:

"I'm Gordon, And these Bullets are free......, man"
 
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Probably: "Half-Life 2: When the Source got leaked" ;(
damn hackers ;(
 
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lol saiyanpride:
this time the crowbar is bumpmapped :laff: :laff:

how about this:
Half-Life 2: How the G-Man lost his speech impediment
 

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