Naruto comes out of the closet and finally tells everyone his dirty secret. Sasuke then feels that he must have hot dirty butt love with him and make ugly little demon babies. Then sakura gets jelious of naruto, then she has lezbian sex with ino to try and make sasuke jelious, but it doesn't work cause sasuke is ghey. So sakura gets pissed and commits mass genocide. But wait :O, orichimaru is still alive, and its only him and sakura, so sakura becomes orichimarus ***** and lives happly ever after. But wait, there is Naruto GS, a spin off of naruto, where naruto is somehow resurrected and comes and stabs orichimaru in the face and peels off his face only to reveal he is not human at all, he is a robot. Then machine guns pop out of his boobies and he fires them at naruto, but naruto dodges the bullets all matrix style like, then the wachowski brothers are all like "ZOMG! THEY ALL WENT SLOWMO AND DODGED THEM BULLETS! THATS OUR IDEA!". and sues masashi kishimoto out the ass and he is so broke he cant afford a pencil to create another frame of naruto, but alas, he gets ahold of the makers of NGE and make one final episode out of notebook paper that is 5 mins long and is about naruto floating in space and stuff....the end