Naruto comes out of the closet and finally tells everyone his dirty secret. Sasuke then feels that he must have hot dirty butt love with him and make ugly little demon babies. Then sakura gets jelious of naruto, then she has lezbian sex with ino to try and make sasuke jelious, but it doesn't work cause sasuke is ghey. So sakura gets pissed and commits mass genocide. But wait :O, orichimaru is still alive, and its only him and sakura, so sakura becomes orichimarus ***** and lives happly ever after. But wait, there is Naruto GS, a spin off of naruto, where naruto is somehow resurrected and comes and stabs orichimaru in the face and peels off his face only to reveal he is not human at all, he is a robot. Then machine guns pop out of his boobies and he fires them at naruto, but naruto dodges the bullets all matrix style like, then the wachowski brothers are all like "ZOMG! THEY ALL WENT SLOWMO AND DODGED THEM BULLETS! THATS OUR IDEA!". and sues masashi kishimoto out the ass and he is so broke he cant afford a pencil to create another frame of naruto, but alas, he gets ahold of the makers of NGE and make one final episode out of notebook paper that is 5 mins long and is about naruto floating in space and stuff....the end
Jiray fights orochimaru...3 episodes of flashbacks when they were friends and ****..then he finally kills orochimaru with tears in his eyes.
then kabuto gets killed by the ultimate sidekick: Sakura. >pAwneD<.
Sasuke Fights Itachi...Itachi is on the ropes but wait he still has a trick up his sleeve..*WAMM*..there it is folks...the mangekyuu sharingan..o look he made sasuke cry..Sasuke is in chock we are all doomed now no one can stop Itachi..but wait..look over there..its a blonde boy with a weird orange suit..TA-DA...Naruto is all angry and **** and with his new awesome ssj2 jutsu he fights itachi and whines and **** for like 5 episodes before he launches the most powerful rasengan ever..EVER!
then from no where the 3'ds grandchild whats his name is comes up.." i trained and ****..now..we see whos asskicking techniques kickes the most ass" awesome fight indeed naruto is on the ropes..wait...waait..there it is naruto combo with kagebunchins and ****..*BAAM*..*BOOM*...*SHAZAM*..the 3ds grandchild is on hes knees doing grown up stuff to naruto!
Then Tsunade dies from age and we finally get to see how she looks...amg..she looks like orochimaru..shes orochimarus sister..AMG!
then Neji comes out of nowhere,hes now realised his destiny...being the ***** of Hinata.
and o yeah naruto becomes the 6 th hokage soon after some weird guy told him that the 4th was his brother or father or some ****...then naruto cries and then he smiles..then he cries again then he makes his goodguy position that makes lee and gai go *** scene again DA END.