funniest pick up linez

[nsw316]

ok just post some of the funniest ones u heard or the ones taht are just plain stupid...

stupid one
"are you form tennesee?"
"no.. y?"
youre the only ten i see"

 

[L33T ha4or]

damn that was lame
*sigh*
now were gunna have all these casanova wannabes comin in here talkin ****, but what can ya do

 

[Synth]

Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?]
I want to call my mom and tell her that I've just met the girl of my dreams.

Can you give me directions? [To where?] Your heart

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away

Girl you must be Jamaican...Cause ja-makin me Horny!


hahah, sadly i don't think any of these would work for me ;D

 

[Arthos]

Hey whats up? (Nothing) Ok enough small talk.....TO THE MOTEL!*Finger point at nothing in the anime style*

 

[Gimli]

This is by far the worst...
Lets play perl harbor (how do you do that) I lay down and you blow the **** out of me.

hehe

 

[ph34r t3h Cute]

Originally posted by Arthos Returns
Hey whats up? (Nothing) Ok enough small talk.....TO THE MOTEL!*Finger point at nothing in the anime style*

i think that one rules:yes:

 

[nsw316]

quote:
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Originally posted by Arthos Returns
Hey whats up? (Nothing) Ok enough small talk.....TO THE MOTEL!*Finger point at nothing in the anime style*
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:yes: :yes: getz right to the point

 

[Chimpbot]

I'd say my favorite one..but..
It may damage the virgin ears of some of the kiddies

 

[DUKE]

:yes:

Hey whats up? (Nothing) Ok enough small talk.....TO THE MOTEL!*Finger point at nothing in the anime style*

best 1

 

[GhostfaceKillah]

"nice shoes, lets ****"
best pickup line ever

 

[Hibiki]

no no just walk up and shout "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!"

 

[GhostfaceKillah]

Originally posted by Hibiki
no no just walk up and shout "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!"

ur a loser

 

[Hibiki]

what the topic said post some of the stupidest ones

 

[Synth]

you don't think these are stupid Hibiki? must got no experience with trying

 

[Arthos]

Thank you....i didnt expect such a reaction to something i made up on the spot.

 

[nsw316]

hibiki youre suppost to think of ones that have been or could be used by ppl

 

[VivaLaPineapple]

::gives chick a frying pan::
"whats this for?"
"to make my pancakes ***** now snap to it"

 

[L33T ha4or]

well the only one crap one i know is

did it hurt?(what) when you fell from heaven you angle

 

[[DBZ]SSJ Vegeta]

Hey, you're looky kinda empty inside. How bout you bend over, and i'll fill you up!

w00t!

 

[sonic834]

There are 206 bones in your body, want one more?

nuff said