Fun story making thread

[Ultima2_freeze]

Once upon a time someone on a far away Planet gave birth to a camel... its no one word story! The name of the camel was Frank. Frank was not normal, for he shat himself whenever the word camel was mentioned and thus decided to go shopping at the hypermodern new mall to buy some airtight underwear. He saw an arab hitting his own shoes because he was a retard. Suddenly he tripped and found himself gargling in a huge pile of ****, but the **** was good, so he gargled some more and choked on something nutty which gave him cancer. Then he had to travel to the hyperspace bypass next to take the hyperfluxuating zyphicon from the fat lady on Mars. He was looking for the cure: a suppository size "F" . But all it did was make the cancer worse and after a week it started to grow to the size of a football, then all of a sudden there shined a shiny demon man whose name was Lila and she apparrently began to give birth to a dancing hippo. she was leaking loads of soda over the terrible, ugly, wannabe-ultima-face Hibiki.so darth maul slapped her with the back end of his lightsaber creating a chemical imbalance in her facial structure:the whole material world vanished into particles of fecal matter... Luckily it was a dream,

 

[Dirty]

Once upon a time someone on a far away Planet gave birth to a camel... its no one word story! The name of the camel was Frank. Frank was not normal, for he shat himself whenever the word camel was mentioned and thus decided to go shopping at the hypermodern new mall to buy some airtight underwear. He saw an arab hitting his own shoes because he was a retard. Suddenly he tripped and found himself gargling in a huge pile of ****, but the **** was good, so he gargled some more and choked on something nutty which gave him cancer. Then he had to travel to the hyperspace bypass next to take the hyperfluxuating zyphicon from the fat lady on Mars. He was looking for the cure: a suppository size "F" . But all it did was make the cancer worse and after a week it started to grow to the size of a football, then all of a sudden there shined a shiny demon man whose name was Lila and she apparrently began to give birth to a dancing hippo. she was leaking loads of soda over the terrible, ugly, wannabe-ultima-face Hibiki.so darth maul slapped her with the back end of his lightsaber creating a chemical imbalance in her facial structure:the whole material world vanished into particles of fecal matter... Luckily it was a dream, but it wasnt over quite yet

 

[AmoN]

Once upon a time someone on a far away Planet gave birth to a camel... its no one word story! The name of the camel was Frank. Frank was not normal, for he shat himself whenever the word camel was mentioned and thus decided to go shopping at the hypermodern new mall to buy some airtight underwear. He saw an arab hitting his own shoes because he was a retard. Suddenly he tripped and found himself gargling in a huge pile of ****, but the **** was good, so he gargled some more and choked on something nutty which gave him cancer. Then he had to travel to the hyperspace bypass next to take the hyperfluxuating zyphicon from the fat lady on Mars. He was looking for the cure: a suppository size "F" . But all it did was make the cancer worse and after a week it started to grow to the size of a football, then all of a sudden there shined a shiny demon man whose name was Lila and she apparrently began to give birth to a dancing hippo. she was leaking loads of soda over the terrible, ugly, wannabe-ultima-face Hibiki.so darth maul slapped her with the back end of his lightsaber creating a chemical imbalance in her facial structure:the whole material world vanished into particles of fecal matter... Luckily it was a dream, but it wasnt over quite yet. Frank found himself in the

 

[Raeku]

Once upon a time someone on a far away Planet gave birth to a camel... its no one word story! The name of the camel was Frank. Frank was not normal, for he shat himself whenever the word camel was mentioned and thus decided to go shopping at the hypermodern new mall to buy some airtight underwear. He saw an arab hitting his own shoes because he was a retard. Suddenly he tripped and found himself gargling in a huge pile of ****, but the **** was good, so he gargled some more and choked on something nutty which gave him cancer. Then he had to travel to the hyperspace bypass next to take the hyperfluxuating zyphicon from the fat lady on Mars. He was looking for the cure: a suppository size "F" . But all it did was make the cancer worse and after a week it started to grow to the size of a football, then all of a sudden there shined a shiny demon man whose name was Lila and she apparrently began to give birth to a dancing hippo. she was leaking loads of soda over the terrible, ugly, wannabe-ultima-face Hibiki.so darth maul slapped her with the back end of his lightsaber creating a chemical imbalance in her facial structure:the whole material world vanished into particles of fecal matter... Luckily it was a dream, but it wasnt over quite yet. Frank found himself in the worst place a camel can....