Forum Game: The Deadly Unknown!

[Alkon]

You fall a sleep and a ninja breaks through your window decapitates you then snaps your neck he then takes a turd on you.

 

[clen]

You forgot to post what you were doing,

YOU FAIL!!!!1!!!!!!!1!111ONE!


I wake up from my dream then I realize how silly it was as I don't have windows in my room.

I then start listening to the llamma song to calm me down.

 

[Alkon]

A llama jumps out of the cd player and strangles you with its neck it then sits on you and crushed you instantly you die.

Im on the toilet.

 

[clen]

as your thinking of how to make the best use out of the rest of your day you accidently knock over the vase you have in your washroom. As your picking up the mess you realize that someone is knocking on the bathroom door. You start to answer and say that your in there but then stop as you realize that you live alone. You start to get paranoid as to what it could be; maybe it's the police because of the ruckus you made when you dropped the vase on the floor or maybe it's one of your friends who came in as the door was open.

Then you start to think if the door was indeed open or not, if it wasn't maybe it's robbers or maybe some sort of supernatural anomaly. As your thinking you start start to look for some form of weapon, anything to help calm your nerves. You then see the broken vase and pick it up, "ok" you think to yourself "now I'm ready" you slowly open the door and see nothing. Suddenly your dog jumps at you, your heart rises and slowly falls as you realize that it was only your dog making the noise to get some attention as he's hungry.

As you start to calm down you see out of the corner of your eye the door, it's open. The lights go out.....

I'm on my brother's laptop.

 

[Jimdapredator]

your brother walks in and chops your **** off with said laptop and while your running around screaming and bleeding he also informs you that he impregnated the love of your life nd then killed her (if ur a strait girl congrats ur a lesbian ) then finally he puts your severed penis into your mouth and shoves your head into a wood chipper

lovely aint it?

im eternally depressed and enjoying it i want to die but i also want to live (HA find something bad that can come out of that)

 

[L]

You're suddenly captured one day, then taken down into a castle, tortured every minute for the rest of your eighty six years.
You also find out, that you're in the world of Berserk.
In which if you die, you'll be ressurected by demonic abilities, only for an apostle to rape you.
In which his thing is literally twenty inches, a snake, that is thicker then your waistline.
Every time your body is torn in any area, it will be tightly sewn back together with a thick cord.
Sometimes rope.

So I'm playing Dystopia..

 

[Sicron]

While you play Dystopia, you go to one of the hacking consoles thinking you are playing a game. But you are actually hacking your own computer, slowly deleting every file on your PC until you get killed by another cyber hacking guy (been some time since I played the game) and your PC formats.

I'm planning my future world domination.

 

[DiebytheSword]

In doing so, you realize that Bill Gates', the Shadow Party's, the illuminati's, the new world order's, the muslims', Ted Turner's, and Zeonix's plans for world domination all conflict with yours. The only sensible thing to do is to have an over the top rope royal rumble, sadly, you are eliminated when your gimmick entrance of roping down from the ceiling ends in tragedy. It must hurt to fall from the light rigging to the concrete below, but you won't know much after that.


I'm going to get my mail from the post office.

 

[Deanio^]

And when u do so, u will open it and a bomb will read 20 seconds to live... u try to run but your door is locked and you cant escape, u are blown into a million tiny pieces

I'm sitting in a bus stop

 

[Sicron]

As you wait, you see the bus coming towards the bus stop. But you notice too late that bus is actually coming towards the bus stop instead of in front of the bus stop. You die a horrible dead in a terrible traffic accident.

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I plan universal domination together with Bill Gates, the Shadow Party, the illuminati, the new world order, the muslims, Ted Turner, and Zeonix in order to prevent a conflict between all the parties and thus having no large scale royal rumble.

 

[DiebytheSword]

It works until the muslims find ted turner's porn stash, and find Zenoix alone with his cat. They declare jihad, and accidentally behead Bill Gates, infuriating the illuminate and NWO for having tons and tons of his stock to pay for their part of the plan. The shadow party's need to bring communism through the democratic party causes Ted to go insane, and run around with a big gun, killing most of the co conspiritors. When it's all over, you look at your remaining limb, and wonder how such a great plan could have come to such a disasterous end.

Finally, you are raped by Zenoix's cat, causing him to become very jealous and kill you and his cat outright. In ultimate sadness, the last man standing does himself in.

I'm going to work.

 

[Almighty_Gir]

you trip and bang your knee... sucks to be you.

I'm giggling, on the inside.

 

[Deanio^]

u giggle so hard you choke on your tounge...

i come along and save you from choking

 

[Zeonix]

It works until the muslims find ted turner's porn stash, and find Zenoix alone with his cat. They declare jihad, and accidentally behead Bill Gates, infuriating the illuminate and NWO for having tons and tons of his stock to pay for their part of the plan. The shadow party's need to bring communism through the democratic party causes Ted to go insane, and run around with a big gun, killing most of the co conspiritors. When it's all over, you look at your remaining limb, and wonder how such a great plan could have come to such a disasterous end.

Finally, you are raped by Zenoix's cat, causing him to become very jealous and kill you and his cat outright. In ultimate sadness, the last man standing does himself in.

I'm going to work.

I must find this...this "Zenoix" and murder him for stealing my entire storyline!

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@ Deanio: You force your tongue down his throat and, using your superb tongue skills, you manage to lift his tongue with yours, allowing him to breathe once more. He thanks you for saving him, and then realizes what you have just done. He looks at you, and tells you that what just happened didn't actually happen. I proceed to make a "I JUST SAW 2 GUYS KISSING!" thread.

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Even as I fade into the abyss, I long for my wonderful kitty meow meow. Why would she betray me? Why would she fall into the arms of another? Wait. She warned me 13 years ago, that one day she would be forced to forfeit her life in order to save mankind.

Dear god! I have fallen into her trap. The masses are told the story of a courageous cat who died because she loved the wrong man, but also defeated the Supreme God Emperor. She knew that I could not bear to live without her. Damn that treacherous whore! Damn her!

I am damning that treacherous whore while the Rockefellers and friends continue to pursue their goal of a one world government.

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"For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents such as my encounter with Castro to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will. If that is the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it."

-David Rockefeller