Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Viper]

For those who don't know the game:
One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows).
The fourth person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, he died.)
The fifth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, he came back to life.), and the process is repeated


Mary had a little lamb...

 

[dutchmeat]

Unfortunately, Skyrider was craving for some lambsmeat.

 

[Z Power]

Fortunately, he loved Dutchmeat just as much.

 

[Denz]

Unfortunately, Skyrider went ballistic!

 

[FalconFury]

Fortunately skyrider train to be a soldier.

 

[Raven]

Mainly because he saw a wild ForthRain appearing.

 

[Nemix]

Fortunately for ForthRain he dissapeared mysteriously.

 

[DiebytheSword]

Unfortunately, Nemix was a good enough detective to find him again.

 

[Nemix]

Fortunately, ForthRain was trained by a pony and became a hero pony master sargent super soldier.

 

[Dokutayuu]

Unfortunately, his platoon was demolished by the horsemeat craving Sky!

 

[DiebytheSword]

Fortunately, a patrol of Death Pickles and Zucchini shock troopers happened to be near by . . .

 

[Dokutayuu]

Unfortunately, Sky was also rather fond of pickles... and was rather intolerant of all things zucchini.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Fortunately, the Zucchini sated his enemies' hunger long enough for him to escape.

 

[FalconFury]

(no flame)

Unfortunately Nemix is trained to be a clown to play with kids.

 

[Dokutayuu]

Fortunately, he was a fantastic clown and formed a comical duo with Sky, landing them with their own sitcom.

 

[Nemix]

Unfortunately, we quit because clowning didn't fit us.

 

[Avenger]

Fortunately, they were both stabbed to death by a passing sushi chef.

 

[Nemix]

Unfortunately, the chef stabbed us with carrots and we survived.

 

[FalconFury]

Fortunately diebythesword is a Capone who seeks in the nights

 

[Viper]

Unfortunately he's blind like a bat.