Favorite Movie Quotes

[Chitenga]

Sorry i was bored..and i dont know any video game quotes so i made this for fun!Post as many of your favorite movie quotes as you remember!

Kung Pow:
"I got some butter for your popcorn,and its non-dairy."-Master Tang

"Ahh Taco bell,Taco bell,Pruduct placement with tacobell,Enchurita,Nacho,Burito!"-Master Tang

"People say i do things that are not correct to do,and i belive in no talk as this,i am a person with happy feelings all of the time.first a joke:what do you get when you cross an Owl with a bungee cord? my A**" -Evil Betty

"It is evil,My it is so evil.it is a bad,bad plan that will hurt many people that are good.and i think its great cuz is so bad!" -Evil Betty

"Killing is bad,There should be a stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong,yes killing is badong.i will go for the opposite of killing....gnodab..."-The Chosen One

"Im a man too you know.I go pee-pee standing up!"-Wimp Lo
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Well thouse are my favorite quotes!

 

[Vegeta's Briefs]

*jaw drops*

Eheh...okaaaay :scared:

Well, here's mine:

"And here's...a tommy gun!" - The Mask (nobody says it like Jim Carrey)

*edit* forgot one

"Here's your puppy..." *balloon pops* "Sorry son, your dog turned rabid, had to put it down."
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"I hate when I'm always right."

"When you gotta go, you gotta go." - Jurrasic Park
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Misty "Of course, it says it in the legend: And the world will turn to Ash."

Ash "Whoa! Hey!" - Pokemon: the 2nd movie
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"I'll be back." - Terminator!!!!!! (whoa yeah!)

 

[esf_STRYKER]

*Austrailian acent*
"That's not a knife..... Thats a knife!!!" * Crocadile Dundee

Auther* "Give up?"
Black Knight* "Tis But a scratch!"
Auther* " No it's not... Your arms off..."
Black Knight* "It's only a fleash Wound....."
Auther* " WELL... What do you call that?"
Black Knight* " I've had worse..."
Auther* "You LIE!"
Black Knight* " Common you Panzy!!"

Fat BAST,ard "What THE!!... I don't remember eating corn!!!" * FLUSH*

 

[ph34r t3h Cute]

we are the all singing all danceing crap of the world!

This is your life, good for the last draw, does not get any better then this, this is your life and its ending one min at a time

both fight club

 

[Hsu]

Tyler- "Name one historical figure you would fight."
- "I would fight Gandi."
Tyler- "Good answer"


Fight club pwns you all.

 

[Eon]

Schwing!
Dude! She could give a dog a bone! -Waynes World

 

[Hsu]

Ted - "Your moms hot."
Bill - "Shut up ted."
Ted - "Remember when I asked her to goto the prom?"
Bill - "SHUT UP TED!!"

If you do not know what movie that is from...it is a sad sad world we live in.

 

[Deman]

"Life is too short to be pissed off all the time" ~ American History X

"Hush little baby, don't say a word, daddy's gonna buy you a BIG BLACK BIRD"~ The Crow: City of Angels

my brain has almost come to a complete stop... I'll add more later when I get the chance and remember at the same time.

 

[imported_phrack50]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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"Wait! We can't stop here! Its bat country!" - Johnny Depp

"I realize that the possibility of mental and physical collapse is now very real. Buy the ticket, ride the ride. No sympathy for the devil." - Johhny Depp
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[Hsu]

"Life is short, life is ****. life will soon be over." Brain candy

 

[Loki]

Did you just soil yourself? - Austin Powers Goldmember

 

[Eon]

Heres another goldmember one

I always thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts!
Ah thank you!

 

[ArchNemesis]

Hell i like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!
-Full metal jacket

WEOO WEOO PEOO
- mei ling :Kung Pow

cant really think of any right now... will add more later...

*WHAT KIND OF CRAPTASTIC UNORGANIZED CENSOR WAS THAT NUMBNUTS*
*Sgt. Cucumba*

 

[Hitokiri]

lol@ kung pow

"Thank you. And all this time I thought you were just a sadistic psycho-*****."
"AYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAYAY!!!!!!!"

"This is Wimp Low. We taught him to fight incorrectly... as a joke."

"Hwahhh taste my nuts to your fist style!"

"Ahhhh my face to your foot style, yes!"

"I am bleeding! Making me the victor."

"Beware of Betty's chain... it is very sharp... and very painful.... and beware.... of his song about big butts.... HE BEATS YOU UP... WHILE HE'S PLAYING IT....!!!"

 

[Brim]

You're the kind of man who would **** another man in the ass and not have the common courtesey to give him a reacharound - Full Metal Jacket

I'm sorry, all I heard was "blah blah blah I'm a dirty little tramp" - Mr. Deeds

Yippie Kai Eh Mother****er! - Die Hard Trilogy

Dude...dude...dude...dude...dude.....Dude - Baseketball

 

[Chitenga]

More Kung Pow:

"Ive CHOSEN the large tub"-the Chosen one

"Just because i did this *dies* does not mean im dead"-Master Tang

"I'll get the neosporin,na na na na na,NEO na na na na na na na SPORIN![Imitates electric giutar]"-Master Tang

"What in gods name is that thing?"-Master Tang

"Stinky pits and all baby!"-Betty

"Take me man meat!"-Ling

"Rolling to a buttom of a gullie,he was raised by various rodents"-Master Tang

 

[DiebytheSword]

RUBBER BUGGY BABY BUMPERS! You didn't know I was going to say that did you! -- Ah-nold from Last Action Hero

I will kick you in the ass so hard the water on my knee will quench your thirst. -- Damon Wayans from Major Payne

Kiss my Converse . . .

Who's the masta! (Sho Nuff!) I can't hear you (Sho Nuff!) I still can't hear you! etc . . . -- Sho' Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem from Berry Gordy's the Last Dragon

I love that movie.

He chose . . . poorly. Galahad, Indiana Jones and the last Crusade. Said right after Mr. Bad Guy drinks from the wrong grail, killing himself.

I can't remeber more here at work Keep it clean kiddies.

 

[saiyanslayer]

dodge this (matrix)

 

[Morrone]

*Where are you from?*
*Texas, sir*
*Holy **** only steers and queers come from Texas and you dont look like no ****ing cow. Do you suck ****s?*
*Sir, no sir*
*Bull****, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!*

 

[fatmanterror]

"order some golf shoes, or else we wont get out of this mess alive. impossible to walk in this muck, no footing at all."-Raul Duke, Fear and loathing

"your talkin to my guy all wrong, its the wrong tone, u do it again...ill stab you in the face....with a saudering iron."-Christopher Walken, Joe Dirt