Eiffel Tower no longer single

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Now this is just .... bizarre

Ive heard of dildoes not touching the sides anymore, but this is ridiculous.
 
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I thought I'd heard it all when that one chick married a dolphin (too lazy to find it). What. The. ****.
 
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I always saw towers as wife beaters, personally.
 
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She revisits the massive structure as part of a documentary on Five on Objectum-Sexual women. There are around 40 people in the world who have declared themselves OS, all of them women and many of them also Asperger's Syndrome sufferers.
Big surprise there.

She blames her upbringing for her condition. She claims to have been molested by her half-brother and abandoned by her parents to various foster homes.
Even bigger surprise. Those with mental disabilities are the easiest targets for sexual abuse, and that does all sorts of ****ed up things to your sexuality. Add in Asperger's Syndrome, marked by issues with human interaction and empathy and this is what you get.
 
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she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.
I bet she does... haha

I wonder if it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway now. =P
 
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I wonder how her kiddies will look like :rolleyes:
 
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I wonder if the Eiffel tower had any say in this relationship.
 

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