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So she kicks you in the balls, you call her a *****, and she starts crying?

Haha, that ****s funny man. Id start laughing at her. And if it hurt for two hours and started hurting, you should go see a doctor. It is your balls were talking about man.
LMAO!

LOL so you got dumped, life's a *****, get over it dude.
 
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OMG...
I woulda chidori'd her face instead of calling her a *****.

So ya got dumped. it's nothing that some alchohol and a blow up doll won't fix. :p. (also you may substitute a Hooker in place of the blow up doll.)
 
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hmmm just so you know brim i think he means nutted as in Headbutted in the nose :p thats why it was bleeding well thats what nutted means over here in teh land of the brit
If he does mean headbutted in the nose by "nutted" then she made a good 100$ and you should apologize to her and have her friends bet her to headbutt you in the nose some more if at least you get to keep the money.
 
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Did you throw up?Cause not too long ago at school I called the new girl a beaner[sorry if I offend anyone(she was though, and she wasnt all that good looking..)] and she threw one of the artificiall apples the school makes at my balls and I threw up.She got suspended^^.Although I was in pain for the rest of the day lol.Well I hope that cheered you up ^_^.
 
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Sux 4 u

I don't have a GF yet and I don't want to get one because I'll get pooned in the balls.
Yeah, that really sucks, but I think you should beat her ass o/
 
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Well it wont always be your girlfriend who hits you.Trust me.Thats right, I went there ;)
 
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I was under the impression she had sex with you for money... I don't know.

Welp, good luck to you. You'll recover . . . eventually. Muhhahddhdafsa.
 
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If he does mean headbutted in the nose by "nutted" then she made a good 100$ and you should apologize to her and have her friends bet her to headbutt you in the nose some more if at least you get to keep the money.
These girls..are *****s..but, they will always have to be sensitive..
 
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According to the wisdom of IRC being nutted is to be punched in the nuts
 

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At any rate, it is just one bad moment in your life. Learn from it and move on. There will be good moments to. If it keeps bothering you.....press charges.
 

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Pfft get back together with her and let her "nut" you more often infront of people for money it's a good scam, IF shes not already been doing that and your not just another innocent victim she might let you join in.

Plus from what i can tell you cared more about her looks so youll get over it cant etll your more upset you broke up, she nutted you or she bought an ipod.
 
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Last time I checked, that was assault. You should press charges, and sue for damages and embarassment. Maybe even get that $100 off of her.
 

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Revenge is a dish best served cold but whoopass is a drink best straight out of a keg.

I'm not encouraging you to take revenge but if it were me, she wouldn't get away with what she did so easily and it'd be a well thought out plan, where she'd lose face in public.
 
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KyoKusanagi said:
Revenge is a dish best served cold but whoopass is a drink best straight out of a keg.

I'm not encouraging you to take revenge but if it were me, she wouldn't get away with what she did so easily and it'd be a well thought out plan, where she'd lose face in public.
I've seen many people lose face on those court-tv shows. ;)
 
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well that sucks, getting nutted in the balls..

a girl doing that seriously is not worthy of any guy. move on you're probably better off without getting your balls nutted ;)
 
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I had a asian girlfriend..which she was hot.. then one day, she nutted me. I couldn't breath, because it hurted too much, then I said ***** to her. She started crying. She ment to nut me, because her friends betted her 100$ dollars, which she got, and brough new ipod, including her money she saved. She never said sorry, and my feelings are now hurt. *Happend yesterday at the park* :'(


I was starting to "Like" her..

Someone..please cheer me up.
Dude no offense but that has to be one of the most juvenile stories I've ever heard. And I don't even want to know what the verb form of "nut" means...

Amen to Magus and Hito's quotes.

In other words...F that B-hotch, and more importantly...

PH34R TEH VAGINAL NEUROTOXIN.
 
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Going to the forum of a video game modification of a japanese cartoon asking help from people you don't even know doesn't exactly help the situation now does it?
 

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