Cucumba, Deverz challenges you

[Deverz]

Battle of the titans
Admin vs Admin

For the mod championship :devgrin:

Bring it old man

 

[DiebytheSword]

I accept your challenge scurvy dog!

 

[Deman]

I will ref this mighty battle!!!
Battleground is a decrepit factory in rainy weather

 

[Deverz]

You think you can beat me
Someone who actually has had a tough fight, Someone who scared his last opponent off (Phear Stix ) Someone who is The moderator Champ, The longest serving Mod. You have no chance you wrinkly old vegetable

Bring it

 

[DiebytheSword]

Longest serving mod eh? Only because you were unfit for adminship before the mighty Cucatoth! I will re-train you in the matters of battle dog of war! Be prepared to proove once and for all, who is the mightest Admin of ESF!

 

[Sliq]

Hahahaha, This is to funny. :laff:

 

[Eon]

Please, do not post in other people's matches.

 

[Deverz]

Don't post in other people's fight's until they are done

Deverz steps into the old factory rain falling through the ceiling, puddles everywhere, The far end flooded.

There are some splashes behind Deverz, He turns around and spots Cucumba.

Cucumba laughs and runs at Deverz and swings at his head, Deverz ducks and punches Cucumba in the stomach and throws him over his shoulder, Spins around and lands a heel on Cucumba's ribs.

Cucumba grabs Deverz' foot and throws him over towards some machinery hoping that he hits something sharp, but Deverz doesn't make the distance.
Cucumba gets up runs at Deverz then leaps in the air and lands a knee into Deverz' chest winding him, Cucumba then punches Deverz in the face a couple of times then gives him a good swift kick in his ribs

Deverz get's up slightly pissed and slightly sore
Deverz give Cucumba a hard punches into the chest sending him flying back a bit, Deverz then runs up picks up Cucumba and runs him into the closest solid object then throws him towards the far end getting a large cut along his arm.

Cucumba gets up blood dripping down his arm and glares at Deverz through the dark and the rain. Deverz just looks back smugly

 

[DiebytheSword]

The rain pattered on the roof of the old factory in the Mapping district, it's ceiling long destroyed by centuries (well ok, a year or two) of brain rot.

Cuc walked quietly to the center of the building and shouted, "Deverz, you want me . . . here I am!"

"DEATH FROM ABOVE!"

Deverz fell from the rafters, ban saber at the ready and sliced downward. Cucumba deftly rolled out of the way and lifted his own ban saber in defense.

"I'm suprised you could block that on 56k old man."

"I played Doom on 14.4 . . . lag is nothing I am not prepared to deal with . . . time and packets have no meaning when you are enlightened."

"Right, I'm bored, nuff talk, fight me or die . . ."

Cuc made a face not entirely unlike this one =-=> :\

The two mighty admins clashed, ban sabers screaching angrily as they met. Dev used long powerfull strikes, alternating high and low, while Cucumba used short measure blows, and constantly evaded certain IP blocking. Cucumba finally broke the chain of misery by jumping off of an old version of worldcraft. He flipped over Deverz's head and landed with a grin on his face.

Deverz's cheek was burned. Deverz's face was flush with anger. The dog of war quickly retaliated with unbridaled fury.

"That's it Deverz, release your hate . . ."

" I hate everything already dip****."

"Oh yeah!"

Dev used the opening to kick Cuc in the balls, Cucumba grimaced as Dev carved his name in Cucumba's Admin Knight robes.

"Heh, burnt pickle smells kinda like ass!"

;/ Cucumba gave Dev the Admin's Eyebrow ;/

Cuc kicked Dev in the solar plexus knocking his ban saber flying.

*pffffffff paaaaahhhhhhhhhh*

"Deverz, Deverz, I am your daddy."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Deman]

Round 1 goes to Deverz

Sorry Cuc, Dev got right to the fight and made it good. while yours was entertaining, there was too much dialogue

 

[Deverz]

As Cucumba stands there bleeding thinking over a new game plain with the newly damaged arm, Deverz continues with his origional having only recived minor injuries

Deverz charges at Cucumba avoiding puddles to make as little noise as possible then spear tackles Cuc

Cucumba see's Deverz just in time to fall back out of the way and kick Deverz in the stomach as he fly's over
Deverz lands near the edge of the flooded section of the factory right in the only moon-lit patch in the whole factory
He slowly gets up only to recive one very old boot to the face falling back into shallow water.
Cucumba foolishly stand over Deverz then laughs at him

Deverz seeing his opertunity laughs and kick Cucumba right in the nuts, Cuc bends over enough to have his head within arms reach of Deverz
Deverz grabs Cucumba's head and punchs him in the face a few times resulting in a blood nose then pushes him over into the water adding a red haze to it from both arm and nose

Deverz get's out the water and stands near the edge
Cucumba crawls out a little further down near an old furnace with saber in hand and passes out

Deverz laughs and says "Foolish old man" but still pulls his saber out and ignites it incase the old man has life in him yet

 

[DiebytheSword]

Cucumba grimaced as he willed the bloodflow to stop and closed the wound with his admin cp. Deverz took advantage of the lag caused by the forum CP and kneed Cuc in the gut hard. Dev continued his assault by punching Cuc repeatedly in the torso. He finally brought his elbow down on Cucumba's head and smiled as Cuc went down.

Cucumba quickly recovered, standing on one hand as he unleashed a rapid succession of kicks to Deverz's knees, legs, and ribs. Cucumba finished it off with a spinning jumping hook kick, sending Dev flying though the air in a tight rotation. Dev slammed onto the ground hard.

"Entertaining as you were, play time is now officially over."

Deverz hopped to his feet quickly and attacked Cuc with a series of punches. Cucumba flowed between the blows with lightning speed, allowing the hits to glance him but no more. Cucumba finally used Deverz's own energy against him and pulled him off balance as he fired a hooking circle kick around his back, connecting with Deverz's head.

"What you lack in perception and technique, you attempt to make up for in raw power . . . Power without perception is spiritually empty, and thus useless. Now Deverz, show me what you can really do."

 

[Deman]

Cuc's round this time, the imagery I got from his was amazing.

 

[DiebytheSword]

"You want to see what I'm made of?!?!" Deverz charged, screaming, "I'll show you perception, perceive this!"

Dev tackled Cucumba with a lou thez press, knoking him to the ground and pummelling him senseless. Dev picked Cucumba up and hoisted him on his shoulders. The younger admin began pulling down on Cucumba's legs and head while hopping up and down. Cuc was in the clutches of the torture rack! Dev grabbed the back of Cucumba's leg and swirled around, throwing him at the apex of the pendulum, tossing Cucumba through a machine.

Deverz went to the wreckage but could find no sign of the elder admin.

Cucumba jumped on Deverz from above, catching on to his shoulders. Cucumba spun to face the opposite direction of Deverz, and spund down, kicking out the back of the dog of war's legs. Cuc punched Dev's back between the shoulder blades before he fell, popping him back in the air. Cucumba waited only breifly for Dev to fall back down before hitting him with a spinning side kick that shook the foundations of the building. Deverz skidded to a halt after plowing through a pile of wooden pallets. Dev quickly flipped up, but faltered, clutching his ribs. He wiped the blood from his mouth, and charged Cucumba again.

Cuc returned to a ready stance and stared at Deverz.

He began to run as well . . .

Dev launched a flying side kick while Cucumba attacked with a jumping spinning back kick.

The two crossed in the air as lightning struck outside the building.

Both landed, looking away from one another.

Time passed briefly, but the perception of the moment was commanded by the gods of battle to be slow, so the victor could savor the aroma of victory.

Cucumba fixed his jacket as Deverz fell face first in a puddle.

Cucumba helped his old friend out, dragging him from the pool.

"You almost had me that time kid, almost."

 

[Deverz]

"You wanna see what I got, I'll show you what I've got"
On that Deverz ignites his saber, A strange make with a red core but a blue glow.

A Green Glow comes from Cucumba's own saber in response

The admins charge at each other, the only sounds to be heard are their foot falls in puddles and otherwise, the humm of the sabers and the steady rainfall.

The admins colide in a shower of sparks as their sabers hit, and then come apart again in the split second it takes Cucumba to recover Deverz hit's him in the head with his saber hilt knocking Cucumba on the floor. Deverz then kicks the wound on Cucumba's arm bringing back the pain

Cucumba gets up into the crouch position breathing hard, Deverz just looks down and takes this as a sign of weakness.
Cucumba then secretly smiles and leaps into the air and boot's Deverz in the face sending him flying backwards onto some machinery peircing him shoulder.

Deverz pulls himself off grunting in pain showing great training for hiding the pain infront of newbies (o_o)
Deverz then goes back to the tackle tactic and Cucumba falls back again but with two differences
The first Cucumba was standing infront of a scrap metal pile, The second Deverz didn't attempt the Tackle and Just kept on running stepping on Cucumba's chest and over the pile figuring that if Cucumba didn't fall back he could push him onto the pile

Deverz stops running and turns around to see Cucumba crawl off the pile and collapse bleeding from several wounds in his back. Deverz walks off and tends to his own knowing Cucumba won't be awake for some time

 

[DiebytheSword]

/me looks around for a ref . . .

 

[Deverz]

I think he's scared to say who wins

 

[Hibiki]

hmm thats a tough one to call but id say cummer is the winner cause his post flowed abit better than deverzs but man that was a close game

 

[Deverz]

/me accepts defeat and slow hands the belt over

Rep coming you way too

 

[DiebytheSword]

/me takes the moderator championship from Deverz