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FATTER

When I wanted to avoid you
Thinking I don’t want food
I guess I, I couldn't resist
Call to my gut, time for Lunch
'Cause I haven’t had enough
You were going to my side
Always widening my hide!
But your crust just came down into the flames
'Cause your carbs sold me out of shame, mmhmm

After all of the peeling and eating
You probably think that I don’t have room for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that stretching
I wouldn't know just how I love food
So I wanna say thank you

'Cause it makes me that much larger
Makes my stomach a little bit softer
It makes me that much wider
So thanks for making me fatter
Made me eat a little bit faster
Made my gut a little bit thicker
Makes me want something sweeter
So thanks for making me fatter

Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohhhh, ohh-yeah ah uhhhuh

Never saw it coming
All of my good cooking!
Just so I could cash in
On a good thing before I cooked your cream
I hate that you’re making me round
Playing the sweet thing now
I have no end
Feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own crust

After all of the bites and the diets
Yes I wanted to warm you but that won't work anymore
Uh, no more, oh no, no oven!
'Cause if it wasn't for all of my cooking
I wouldn't know how to be this way now, and never bend down
So I wanna say thank you

'Cause it makes me that much larger
Makes my stomach a little bit softer
It makes me that much wider
So thanks for making me fatter
Made me eat a little bit faster
Made my gut a little bit thicker
Makes me want something sweeter
So thanks for making me fatter

How could this pie I thought I chewed
Turn out to be undigested, fool!
Could only see the cream in you
Pretended not to see the truth
You tried to hide your filling, disguise yourself
Through hiding in deep freeze
But in the end you'll see
YOU-WON'T-STOP-ME

I am much fatter and I
I ain't goin' stop
There is no thin back
I haven’t had enough

'Cause it makes me that much larger
Makes my stomach a little bit softer
It makes me that much wider
So thanks for making me fatter
Made me eat a little bit faster
Made my gut a little bit thicker
Makes me want something sweeter
So thanks for making me fatter

'Cause it makes me that much larger
Makes my stomach a little bit softer
It makes me that much wider
So thanks for making me fatter
Made me eat a little bit faster
Made my gut a little bit thicker
Makes me want something sweeter
So thanks for making me fatter


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Okay, it sucks. It doesn't exactly fit the beat and stuff, but VB helped me with a lot of the rhymes and stuff so it's better than it used to be. o_O

Weird Al's job is harder then it looks BTW.
 

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i want the whole 2 seconds i spent scrolling past ur post because i could tell it was un-funny back.
 

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