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So every Friday in my first period english class 3 or 4 people volunteer to bring in delicious goods so everyone can eat them (we have 2 quizzes in this class every friday =/) So the book we're reading in the class is called "The Bottoms" By Joe R. Landsdale. Awsome book, pick it up.
Anywho: The book takes place on a farm in the early 1900's shortly after the blacks were freed. And the people in the story and the town live in Texas and drink this oh so delicious drink called "Butter Milk" and so this one kid Kevin in my class was like "mmm butter milk that sounds sooooo good" and we got into a huge conversation about how everyone in the class HATES butter milk and how sour and utterly disgusting it is. I've never even heard of it until now. So my teacher told this one girl to bring some in, and she brought in a half gallon of it. (Reduced fat of course, because there is no such thing as fatty foods in Colorado)
So she brought it in today and this kid and my teacher passed it around the class so we could all take a nice wiff, when it got to me I gagged. So the Kevin smells it and he's like "mmmmm smells so good" I knew he was being sarcastic. So no one would drink it. So my teacher decided to "motivate" us to drink it giving anyone a free quiz to whomever drank a full cup of it (they were ****ing huge cups 8 oz. or so)
Chris Jones and I were like "hell yes" and we poured ourselves a glass. In front of everyone we unwillingly downed this entire glass of absolutely horrid disgusting buttermilk. Oh my ****ing god- it was the worst tasting thing on earth.
Then we got to talking about how some people actually like this stuff, and the people that do could drink a **** load of it.
I had to eat doughnuts and a **** load of chocolate milk to get the taste out of my mouth, then i went and bought some gum, and Chris Jones sat by the garbage can thinking he was going to throw up. I thought i would a couple times as well. Even now (4 hours later) my stomach is turning and churning and it sucks.
Do you like buttermilk? If so, how does it taste to you?
Anywho: The book takes place on a farm in the early 1900's shortly after the blacks were freed. And the people in the story and the town live in Texas and drink this oh so delicious drink called "Butter Milk" and so this one kid Kevin in my class was like "mmm butter milk that sounds sooooo good" and we got into a huge conversation about how everyone in the class HATES butter milk and how sour and utterly disgusting it is. I've never even heard of it until now. So my teacher told this one girl to bring some in, and she brought in a half gallon of it. (Reduced fat of course, because there is no such thing as fatty foods in Colorado)
So she brought it in today and this kid and my teacher passed it around the class so we could all take a nice wiff, when it got to me I gagged. So the Kevin smells it and he's like "mmmmm smells so good" I knew he was being sarcastic. So no one would drink it. So my teacher decided to "motivate" us to drink it giving anyone a free quiz to whomever drank a full cup of it (they were ****ing huge cups 8 oz. or so)
Chris Jones and I were like "hell yes" and we poured ourselves a glass. In front of everyone we unwillingly downed this entire glass of absolutely horrid disgusting buttermilk. Oh my ****ing god- it was the worst tasting thing on earth.
Then we got to talking about how some people actually like this stuff, and the people that do could drink a **** load of it.
I had to eat doughnuts and a **** load of chocolate milk to get the taste out of my mouth, then i went and bought some gum, and Chris Jones sat by the garbage can thinking he was going to throw up. I thought i would a couple times as well. Even now (4 hours later) my stomach is turning and churning and it sucks.
Do you like buttermilk? If so, how does it taste to you?