Best Bioshock Review ever.

[-Origin]

Made of pure win.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...eropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock

 

[DiebytheSword]

That was hysterical!

 

[Synth]

I can just play System Shock 2, knowing it's basically Bioshock.

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Best review ever, I wish all the reviews were like this.

And he's right too!!

 

[J-Dude]

That's awesome! The imagery plus the eloquent choice of words...my God, **** like that is hilarious!

"How does a steam-powered turret differentiate between friend and foe? I wasn't aware that BOILED WATER could form allegiences..."

XD

 

[frsrblch]

That was amazing. Just ****ing amazing.

 

[Keiha]

Yay, someone else who doesn't give a rats ass about bioshock.

Over-hyped ftl.


http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...tuation/1383-Zero-Punctuation-Console-Rundown

This guy is literally making my day.

 

[Adaptus]

Lolz, yeah it's pretty awesome, and while I do love BioShock, I have to agree on pretty much everything. xD

 

[SA_Gohan]

I thought everyone had already seen these =O

Here's the rest

Zero Punctuation: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation
Fable Review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQLR7dE5k4
The Darkness Review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWS9_nrKOPA

 

[Phatslugga]

You know, I saw that a while ago, but you guys have no idea how refreshing it is to see 5 or 6 posts in a row that agree with how overhyped that game was. It seems like anywhere I am someone ends up bringing it up and how "awesome" it is, and when I mention that I wasn't a fan I always get "WHAT!?!?!?!? You don't like Bioshock!?!?! WHYYYYYYY!?!?! IT'S SOOOO SWEEET!!!!" Then I have to sit there and defend myself for a good 4 hours becuase they won't leave me alone.

... I love you guys

 

[frsrblch]

I actually haven't finished the game yet... I got tired of it. I kept running around and doing stuff, but the storyline would not budge!

 

[Eon]

the fact that it takes 0 skill to win is what defeats it.

you respawn and **** is still half dead.

wow.

 

[DiebytheSword]

You know, I saw that a while ago, but you guys have no idea how refreshing it is to see 5 or 6 posts in a row that agree with how overhyped that game was. It seems like anywhere I am someone ends up bringing it up and how "awesome" it is, and when I mention that I wasn't a fan I always get "WHAT!?!?!?!? You don't like Bioshock!?!?! WHYYYYYYY!?!?! IT'S SOOOO SWEEET!!!!" Then I have to sit there and defend myself for a good 4 hours becuase they won't leave me alone.

... I love you guys

Holy ****, I just realized that Phatslugga actually posted something. Welcome back dude!

 

[Phatslugga]

Holy ****, I just realized that Phatslugga actually posted something. Welcome back dude!

Thanks a lot Cuc! I always try my best to drop in and check out whats going on, but time is always becoming more and more scarce these days.

 

[J-Dude]

I love the way he says "murder" and "murderous" (the image of Jason Vorhees is ****ing comedically perfect!). I laugh EVERY TIME.