5 word story!

[~`Orochi`~]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls.

 

[Zeonix]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too.

 

[elNarr]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways?

 

[Zeonix]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee.

 

[Jariroth]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that

 

[~`Orochi`~]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that hot sauce is great on

 

[MF29]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that hot sauce is great on those fried frog legs because

lol i did, that pistol part.

No, you did not, you replaced 5 words with my five words, play the game correctly.

 

[LionHeart]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that hot sauce is great on those fried frog legs because I AM YOU'RE FATHER!

 

[~`Orochi`~]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that hot sauce is great on those fried frog legs because I AM YOU'RE FATHER!, but then realizing he was,

 

[MF29]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that hot sauce is great on those fried frog legs because I AM YOU'RE FATHER!, but then realizing he was, a **** with mustard equipped

 

[LionHeart]

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I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that hot sauce is great on those fried frog legs because I AM YOU'RE FATHER!, but then realizing he was, a **** with mustard equipped and a sawed-off shotgun

 

[MF29]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that hot sauce is great on those fried frog legs because I AM YOU'RE FATHER!, but then realizing he was, a **** with mustard equipped and a sawed-off shotgun with creamy white dirt black bullets

 

[Alkon]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that hot sauce is great on those fried frog legs because I AM YOU'RE FATHER!, but then realizing he was, a **** with mustard equipped and a sawed-off shotgun with creamy white dirt black bullets I soiled my self in fear.

 

[MF29]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously. While thinking about the kids, my liger came to me and started to rape me! And then the hallucination vanished. Then president Bush came and halted elections and announced martial-law. Then his mother in law came to hump me behind he stoped only to realize that i held a pistol.Then Bush ask him if he has poop in his teeth, but Janez Drnovsek was brutally murdered. Meanwhile, the war between man and no-humans spread to Nix'tar. I started crieing like emos. This story sucks donkey balls, horse balls, and moose balls, raccoon balls, and gorilla balls too. Why is sky blue anyways? Use google Lazy Bones McGee, You might find out that hot sauce is great on those fried frog legs because I AM YOU'RE FATHER!, but then realizing he was, a **** with mustard equipped and a sawed-off shotgun with creamy white dirt black bullets I soiled my self in fear. And that cat thing Blinx
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